Hamtaro Horror
Title: Hamtaro Horror
Author: star_drop8 (shycapri8)
Character(s): dbsk, Jaejoong centric, fictional, hamtaro and bijou
Pairiing(s): non really but hint of jaeho and hint of yoominsu (however you wanna see it)
Length: chaptered (10 chaps)
Genre: crack
Rating: pg
Summary: Long story short: Jaejoong decides to buy a new pet, but doesn't know his new pet will bring him trouble. Hamtaro is out to get him. why? well you'll just have to find out^^.
A/N/Warning: This was written like almost 3 years ago (i think) and i'm just now posting this here. it isn't proofread neither is it revised (yet), so please bear with the writting for now until i revise the whole story..*cough* and also i know hamtaro is nowhere close to how he is depicted in this fic. lol but i thought it would be funny to write him this way so don;t hate me k'z? and most of the story is in jaejoong's pov and sometimes hamtaro's (i think maybe some of the member's as well idr -_-). the writing is way before I began to actually improve...so it's really on a bleh level..but if you're willing to read it....
*poster made by lil_mickey at everlasting memoriez
Prologue/Chapter: A new friend
*JAEJOONG'S POV.....
*BEEP BEEP BEEP* My alarm goes off. It seems too early to wake up but I do so anyway. We have the week off so I decide to take my time and go to the kitchen to make some breakfast for my dongseangs.
-"Everyone breakfast is ready!!" I yell out to the others. And to no surprise Changmin is the first one storming into the kitchen.
-"Mmmm, hyung what is that great smell?? Is it cake??"
-"No it’s not cake don’t get ahead of yourself." I reply.
-"You should make cake hyung!! Cake!!"
-"No!! No cake!! Why must you be sooo greedy!!" Changmin just pouts. I let out a little laugh.
-"It’s not funny..."
-"Mianhae Changmin here have two plates of pancakes"
-"I knew you was making cake!!"
-"It’s not cake!! It’s pancake!!"
-"But, I still think you sh-"
"-Don’t get ahead of yourself."
-"Ok, but how about you make it 3 plates instead??"
-"Don’t push it." Changmin makes another face before attacking his food, sucking it up as if he was a damn vacuum cleaner.
-"Hurry up before breakfast is gone by the food monster!!" I yell. And we all know who I’m talking about..
-"Yea!! Hurry up befo- hey!!" Changmin yells. I just laugh.
Yoochun walks in talking on the phone.
-"Who are you talking to hyung" Changmin asks.
Yoochun just winks at him.
-"Yoochun ah get off the damn phone and eat!!"
-"Ok hyung hold on-" he brings his attention back to the phone: "Hey babe ill talk to you later-ok-bye" He then takes a seat next to Changmin who by now has finished eating his food now trying to eat Yoochun's"
-"Changmin ah go somewhere-you ate already!"
-"But, hyung I’m hungry!!"
-"Get the fuck out go check Junsu's bed; he might have food hidden there." And at that said Changmin is now running towards Junsu's and Yoochun's shared room.
-" Anyway Yoochun who was that on the phone??" I ask.
-"Oh some girl I hooked up with."
-"You’re always hooking up with some girl; you always use your charm to get those girls at the palm of your hand"
-"I can’t help it. Girls love my dandy charismatic style; why are you jealous??"
-"Oh please eat your food" I ignore his statement. He knows damn well that I get more girls...i just don’t boast of it.
All of a sudden, me and Yoochun turn our attention to the shouting coming from Yoochun's room.
-"I don’t have any food dammit!! Leave me alone!!"
-"But, hyung...Yoochun said-" Junsu then shouts out Yoochun's name.
-"Yoochun!!!!!"
-"Junsu stop fooling around and eat your food!! And bring Yunho with you!!"
Junsu appears in the kitchen, but not with Yunho. Changmin tags behind Junsu then sits at the table again with a fork and knife.
-"Changmin out."
-"But.."
-"Out!!"
I then leave the kitchen for a minute to drag Yunho into eating his breakfast.
-"Morning hyung" Junsu says to Yunho
-"Morning Yoochun, morning Junsu"
-"Why do you say good morning to me last when it was me who said good morning first??"
-"Junsu shut up; anyway I’ll catch you guys later; don’t ask where I’m going just know it’s a date" Yoochun then winks and leaves the kitchen.
-"Why are you already dressed Yunho?" I ask.
-"I’m going to practice some dance moves"
-"We have the week off and you want to work??"
-"No..not work; practice; I’ll take my breakfast to go; later guys thanks Jaejoong." Yunho says as he leaves the apartment.
-"Yea, you’re welcome." I mumble
-"What was that hyung??" Junsu asks.
-"Nothing I’m going to take a nap."
-"Ok hyung have a nice nap."
*BEEP BEEP BEEP* The alarm goes off.
-"What?! I slept the whole day yesterday?!"
-"Yup; you must've been real tired Jae." Yunho replies while heading out the room.
-"Well I wasn’t that tired..."
-"Well no matter because you still have the rest of the week to rest.
-"What are you talking about?"
-"Manager called; we have to do separate projects for the remainder of the week; but he decided to leave you with the vacation. You should be happy?"
-"Happy?? What am I supposed to do by myself in the house??"
-"I don’t know; find something; I’m sure you will; we’ll see you when we get back."
Well two days have passed...
And I had nothing to do. So for the past two days I went to relax at the park.
Today it was different. A strange man had came up to me, out of nowhere and suggested I buy a pet. I suggested a dog. But, he said I should get something smaller. Something cuter. So I thought of a hamster.
So I went to the pet shop a few blocks down.
-"Hi; how may I help you??" A girl with jet-black long hair and big hazel eyes that look as if they can see forever asks me.
-"Hi I’m looking for a pet; a hamster so to speak ms..." I look at the nametag.
-"It’s Raven. And I have just the thing for you." She then puts a cage with a cute orange/white colored hamster sleeping in it.
-"What's its name?"
-"His name is Hamtaro." The hamster wakes up and for a second I thought it had gave me a rude look. But, then I could've sworn I heard the girl at the counter say something to the hamster. It wasn’t in our language. Then the hamster turned back to look at me with a cute face on. I couldn’t resist.
-"I’ll take it"
-"Don’t you want to know how much-"
"-No matter I’ll take it" I leave money at the counter not caring about my change. And as I left the shop; I could hear the girl laughing. Why was she laughing??
I got back to the apartment to show my new pet to the others.
-"Hey guys I’m home with a new present!!" I wait for a response, but all I got was silence.
-"It’s a new hamster...his name is Hamtaro!!"
That’s strange...no-one is home yet....maybe they were running late. I decide to take Hamtaro to my room....
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Out To Get You_
Author: star_drop8 (shycapri8)
Character(s): dbsk, Jaejoong centric, fictional, hamtaro and bijou
Pairiing(s): non really but hint of jaeho and hint of yoominsu (however you wanna see it)
Length: chaptered (10 chaps)
Genre: crack
Rating: pg
Summary: Long story short: Jaejoong decides to buy a new pet, but doesn't know his new pet will bring him trouble. Hamtaro is out to get him. why? well you'll just have to find out^^.
A/N/Warning: This was written like almost 3 years ago (i think) and i'm just now posting this here. it isn't proofread neither is it revised (yet), so please bear with the writting for now until i revise the whole story..*cough* and also i know hamtaro is nowhere close to how he is depicted in this fic. lol but i thought it would be funny to write him this way so don;t hate me k'z? and most of the story is in jaejoong's pov and sometimes hamtaro's (i think maybe some of the member's as well idr -_-). the writing is way before I began to actually improve...so it's really on a bleh level..but if you're willing to read it....
*poster made by lil_mickey at everlasting memoriez
Prologue/Chapter: A new friend
*JAEJOONG'S POV.....
*BEEP BEEP BEEP* My alarm goes off. It seems too early to wake up but I do so anyway. We have the week off so I decide to take my time and go to the kitchen to make some breakfast for my dongseangs.
-"Everyone breakfast is ready!!" I yell out to the others. And to no surprise Changmin is the first one storming into the kitchen.
-"Mmmm, hyung what is that great smell?? Is it cake??"
-"No it’s not cake don’t get ahead of yourself." I reply.
-"You should make cake hyung!! Cake!!"
-"No!! No cake!! Why must you be sooo greedy!!" Changmin just pouts. I let out a little laugh.
-"It’s not funny..."
-"Mianhae Changmin here have two plates of pancakes"
-"I knew you was making cake!!"
-"It’s not cake!! It’s pancake!!"
-"But, I still think you sh-"
"-Don’t get ahead of yourself."
-"Ok, but how about you make it 3 plates instead??"
-"Don’t push it." Changmin makes another face before attacking his food, sucking it up as if he was a damn vacuum cleaner.
-"Hurry up before breakfast is gone by the food monster!!" I yell. And we all know who I’m talking about..
-"Yea!! Hurry up befo- hey!!" Changmin yells. I just laugh.
Yoochun walks in talking on the phone.
-"Who are you talking to hyung" Changmin asks.
Yoochun just winks at him.
-"Yoochun ah get off the damn phone and eat!!"
-"Ok hyung hold on-" he brings his attention back to the phone: "Hey babe ill talk to you later-ok-bye" He then takes a seat next to Changmin who by now has finished eating his food now trying to eat Yoochun's"
-"Changmin ah go somewhere-you ate already!"
-"But, hyung I’m hungry!!"
-"Get the fuck out go check Junsu's bed; he might have food hidden there." And at that said Changmin is now running towards Junsu's and Yoochun's shared room.
-" Anyway Yoochun who was that on the phone??" I ask.
-"Oh some girl I hooked up with."
-"You’re always hooking up with some girl; you always use your charm to get those girls at the palm of your hand"
-"I can’t help it. Girls love my dandy charismatic style; why are you jealous??"
-"Oh please eat your food" I ignore his statement. He knows damn well that I get more girls...i just don’t boast of it.
All of a sudden, me and Yoochun turn our attention to the shouting coming from Yoochun's room.
-"I don’t have any food dammit!! Leave me alone!!"
-"But, hyung...Yoochun said-" Junsu then shouts out Yoochun's name.
-"Yoochun!!!!!"
-"Junsu stop fooling around and eat your food!! And bring Yunho with you!!"
Junsu appears in the kitchen, but not with Yunho. Changmin tags behind Junsu then sits at the table again with a fork and knife.
-"Changmin out."
-"But.."
-"Out!!"
I then leave the kitchen for a minute to drag Yunho into eating his breakfast.
-"Morning hyung" Junsu says to Yunho
-"Morning Yoochun, morning Junsu"
-"Why do you say good morning to me last when it was me who said good morning first??"
-"Junsu shut up; anyway I’ll catch you guys later; don’t ask where I’m going just know it’s a date" Yoochun then winks and leaves the kitchen.
-"Why are you already dressed Yunho?" I ask.
-"I’m going to practice some dance moves"
-"We have the week off and you want to work??"
-"No..not work; practice; I’ll take my breakfast to go; later guys thanks Jaejoong." Yunho says as he leaves the apartment.
-"Yea, you’re welcome." I mumble
-"What was that hyung??" Junsu asks.
-"Nothing I’m going to take a nap."
-"Ok hyung have a nice nap."
*BEEP BEEP BEEP* The alarm goes off.
-"What?! I slept the whole day yesterday?!"
-"Yup; you must've been real tired Jae." Yunho replies while heading out the room.
-"Well I wasn’t that tired..."
-"Well no matter because you still have the rest of the week to rest.
-"What are you talking about?"
-"Manager called; we have to do separate projects for the remainder of the week; but he decided to leave you with the vacation. You should be happy?"
-"Happy?? What am I supposed to do by myself in the house??"
-"I don’t know; find something; I’m sure you will; we’ll see you when we get back."
Well two days have passed...
And I had nothing to do. So for the past two days I went to relax at the park.
Today it was different. A strange man had came up to me, out of nowhere and suggested I buy a pet. I suggested a dog. But, he said I should get something smaller. Something cuter. So I thought of a hamster.
So I went to the pet shop a few blocks down.
-"Hi; how may I help you??" A girl with jet-black long hair and big hazel eyes that look as if they can see forever asks me.
-"Hi I’m looking for a pet; a hamster so to speak ms..." I look at the nametag.
-"It’s Raven. And I have just the thing for you." She then puts a cage with a cute orange/white colored hamster sleeping in it.
-"What's its name?"
-"His name is Hamtaro." The hamster wakes up and for a second I thought it had gave me a rude look. But, then I could've sworn I heard the girl at the counter say something to the hamster. It wasn’t in our language. Then the hamster turned back to look at me with a cute face on. I couldn’t resist.
-"I’ll take it"
-"Don’t you want to know how much-"
"-No matter I’ll take it" I leave money at the counter not caring about my change. And as I left the shop; I could hear the girl laughing. Why was she laughing??
I got back to the apartment to show my new pet to the others.
-"Hey guys I’m home with a new present!!" I wait for a response, but all I got was silence.
-"It’s a new hamster...his name is Hamtaro!!"
That’s strange...no-one is home yet....maybe they were running late. I decide to take Hamtaro to my room....
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Out To Get You_