Advice to the whole world:

Do not die until you hear Steve(the_uber_dork)'s impersonation of Lil John.

Seriously.

...sometimes I don't clean my house as often as I should? Oh! And one time I pretended I was deaf. I- I got caught.

SharkESP: /mijin Gakure
SVillain 3: /confusion
SharkESP: that's when a ninja blows himself up
SVillain 3: :-(
SharkESP: don't worry
SharkESP: i am ten ninjas
SharkESP: i shall live on

SVillain 3: Have you been to many plays?
SharkESP: 3 or 4
SVillain 3: Lordie.
SVillain 3: That's not enough.
SVillain 3: That just won't do!
SharkESP: i'm not a cultured actress
SVillain 3: I'm far from cultured.
SharkESP: i'm mildly backwoods
SVillain 3: Next time you come up here, I have to drag you to a play.
SVillain 3: Any play.
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