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I am like Keira Knightley. I cannot fully close my mouth for longer than a second or two.

Also: Art wished me pleasant nightmares and then I had a couple of weird, creepy dreams that I can't describe and now I have a brain tumor and it's all his fault.

In short, I cannot sleep.

I have really creepy dreams.

Seriously. Does anybody else have dreams where one of their old teachers begs them to ask him out to dinner?

Anybody?