So, apparently,
Flakes is out (limited). I learned this from
AS.com, but knew from before when
vehiclesshockme told me her company's sister theatre in Chicago was getting the poster.. I forgot to mention it..
Anyway.. Critics hate it.. They call the hipster characters annoying and pretentious.. I'm gonna have to pervert a bit of Will Smith and say, "Critics just don't understand." They're all too old to appreciate hipsters, anyway. Yeah.. I said it.. What?
Okay, so it might very well suck.. But we shall blame it on the director.. They get all the credit and all the blame in film anyway.. I am reserving judgement on this, because how can a movie about cereal and some guy called Neal Downs not be made of awesome-O's with win-milk? IDK, I tell you.
Anyway, keep an eye out for Flakes. Check
fandango.
Also:
it is sad that even when confronted with the perfect milky whiteness of Zooey Deschanel you look uberpale. Dear Stanford: You live in Los Angeles. GO OUTSIDE. P.S. Wear sunblock.
XOXO
Ashe