Double mocha caramel shitheads
Now I know that the whole coffee craze has been going on for quite some time now, and admittedly I didn't catch it till I got to college. But even once I had the whole coffee addiction I still just made my own coffee at home (or got free coffee from Katie at the CoC coffee cart) and I was happy. Sure it wasn't fancy ass sumatran blend or something but damnit I was fucking happy. But now I don't have my coffee pot (I think Keri still has it) so I can't make coffee in the morning at home. I guess I could make tea in that fancy ass Ikea tea kettle I got, but its not the same. I need a big cup of scalding hot, ass tasting water to wake me up anymore. So now I have to go to the starbucks on campus and get myself a cup, and this my coffee drinking friends, is the problem. You see, whenever I manage to get in line its behind 10 other people and none of them are ordering coffee. They're ordering some fru-fru double skim mocha caramel pee-in-my-coffee-please late. I think I should take precedence over all these people. I mean really. My drink takes all of 20 seconds to make every other drink people order seems to take upwards of a minute and a half. THIS HAS GOT TO FUCKING STOP!! At least open a second line just for us real people who can actually drink a cup of coffee without adding pepermint flavoring. I'm tired of being late because people need to have skim milk instead of regular milk, or worse yet soy milk. Think of all the things that could be done in the time that these people are ordering their crappy drinks! We could have cured cancer, AIDS and god knows what other crazy ass diseases we're dieing of right now. Think of the children!!