I'll flag this post myself for anyone who doesn't "get it"

[stainedclass]

Anyone wishing to recreate first-person shooters Doom or Wolfenstein 3D should peruse the stacks at the Latin American library on the University of Texas' campus. It has vacant semi-lit floors and the narrowest stairwells leading to doors that may or may not be unlocked, some possibly leading to large Nazi men with assorted firearms. Worth checking out.

Or you could just go to the tower like everyone else.