There lived a princess, a beautiful one with lots of paranoias and un-founded fears, but she was fun and pleasant and beautiful just the same. Anywho! This princess wore lots of fun dresses and stuff, because princess can do that, with pearls and diamonds and other such things that sparkled! (This princess was named Jessica by the way, though of course I'm sure you knew that). Moving on... Princess Jessica had lots of hopes and dreams and one was to one day become... not sick ever again. You see, she was constantly getting strep throat, or bronchitis... or both, just for shits and giggles, and these sicknesses were bogging her down and they SUCKED.
Her friend had just moved to Alknasdfirihn land, which was a land far far away from Roinoaisdfosdnf, where Princess Jessica lives. I promise the names of these far away lands had nothing to do with me randomly hitting the keyboard as I'm typing this story. They exist. I promise. I have no idea where I'm going with this story either, just to let you know... SO! Back to Princess Jessica... after having strep throat for the fourth time in three months, she decided she had had ENOUGH! So she called her friend from Alknasdfirihn and told her to get her ass home because she realized that she was less sick when her friend was home.
Because her friend was broke, Princess Jessica saved up at her job at the Pita Pitaliciousama-ica... and bought a Jetscapade Flybot to go kidnap her friend and bring her back to (I so wanna say Durka Durkastan... but we're not Team America here) Roinoaisdfosdnf. So she goes and does just that, and on the way back to Roinoaisfosdnf, they find themselves being viciously attacked by a Momargonaut, which is basically a bitchy mother with nothing better to do but ruin other people's lives. So yeah, Princess Jessica has magicalicious powers that she never knew about (magicalicious implies her powers are so intensly awesome, you could eat them and they would taste delicious, they then of course would kill you because they are awesomely fantastic powers). She has extendalegability and megapunchabuncha powers, where she basically beats the shit out of the Momargonaut, and of course she has invisibility and lightningabilityility (I need to pizzaz that up, because Princess Jessica is of course the Pizzazer and it's only fitting)!
Anywho, they get back to Roinoaisdfosdnf and everything is fun and happy and dandy and awesome again. Princess Jessica is no longer sick, she has her friend to talk to and have pillow fights with in their underwear and rub the tables and play euchre with and color with and watch the Nanny and eat mac and cheese shapes and stay up late with, talking and holding on to the monkey and occassionally cry, but in a good get it out way and then forget about it way. Because crying by yourself is always ten times worse than when you're crying with someone else.
In the end Princess Jessica realized that her best friends will always be there for her, near and far, and that she should love and cherish everyone who cares for her, because there isn't anyone that I know of, who doesn't love and cherish her and those close to her would be willing to do anything and everything for her. Also, her mom adopted her friend and life was pear-y (isn't that so much awesomer than peachy)?
Her friend had just moved to Alknasdfirihn land, which was a land far far away from Roinoaisdfosdnf, where Princess Jessica lives. I promise the names of these far away lands had nothing to do with me randomly hitting the keyboard as I'm typing this story. They exist. I promise. I have no idea where I'm going with this story either, just to let you know... SO! Back to Princess Jessica... after having strep throat for the fourth time in three months, she decided she had had ENOUGH! So she called her friend from Alknasdfirihn and told her to get her ass home because she realized that she was less sick when her friend was home.
Because her friend was broke, Princess Jessica saved up at her job at the Pita Pitaliciousama-ica... and bought a Jetscapade Flybot to go kidnap her friend and bring her back to (I so wanna say Durka Durkastan... but we're not Team America here) Roinoaisdfosdnf. So she goes and does just that, and on the way back to Roinoaisfosdnf, they find themselves being viciously attacked by a Momargonaut, which is basically a bitchy mother with nothing better to do but ruin other people's lives. So yeah, Princess Jessica has magicalicious powers that she never knew about (magicalicious implies her powers are so intensly awesome, you could eat them and they would taste delicious, they then of course would kill you because they are awesomely fantastic powers). She has extendalegability and megapunchabuncha powers, where she basically beats the shit out of the Momargonaut, and of course she has invisibility and lightningabilityility (I need to pizzaz that up, because Princess Jessica is of course the Pizzazer and it's only fitting)!
Anywho, they get back to Roinoaisdfosdnf and everything is fun and happy and dandy and awesome again. Princess Jessica is no longer sick, she has her friend to talk to and have pillow fights with in their underwear and rub the tables and play euchre with and color with and watch the Nanny and eat mac and cheese shapes and stay up late with, talking and holding on to the monkey and occassionally cry, but in a good get it out way and then forget about it way. Because crying by yourself is always ten times worse than when you're crying with someone else.
In the end Princess Jessica realized that her best friends will always be there for her, near and far, and that she should love and cherish everyone who cares for her, because there isn't anyone that I know of, who doesn't love and cherish her and those close to her would be willing to do anything and everything for her. Also, her mom adopted her friend and life was pear-y (isn't that so much awesomer than peachy)?
^~^~*THE END*~^~^
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