Insomnia...
So, this evening, during my nightly bout of insomnia, I decided to bust out the DVDs that have been ripped from old home movies. Talk about strange. I saw my parents actually HUG each other, and I came to the realization that my new years 1992 resolution was to "go bowling." I wonder if I went. I better have.
Anyway, I grabbed a bunch of random quotes to throw in here that made me chuckle:
My grandfather, to a friend on the fourth of July as he walks up the driveway:
"I'm gonna give you a hug... come 'ere ya old fucker!"
That was momentous. I've NEVER heard my grandfather say "fuck." I've only heard him scream "SHIT" at the TV during sporting events.
My mom on how nice it is that my father cooked Christmas dinner:
"I had to marry an Italian. It was in my contract."
Last, but not least, this exchange came from when my father opened a Christmas present containing lots of nick-nack snacks and stuff, which he dubbed "the goodie box."
Dad: "Oooooh, the goodie box!"
Mom: "Aww, you got macadamia nuts?!"
Dad: "Yup, and they have only MY name on them."
Mom: "Ya wanna share 'em?"
Dad: "Ya wanna walk home?"
Comedy!
Anyway, I grabbed a bunch of random quotes to throw in here that made me chuckle:
My grandfather, to a friend on the fourth of July as he walks up the driveway:
"I'm gonna give you a hug... come 'ere ya old fucker!"
That was momentous. I've NEVER heard my grandfather say "fuck." I've only heard him scream "SHIT" at the TV during sporting events.
My mom on how nice it is that my father cooked Christmas dinner:
"I had to marry an Italian. It was in my contract."
Last, but not least, this exchange came from when my father opened a Christmas present containing lots of nick-nack snacks and stuff, which he dubbed "the goodie box."
Dad: "Oooooh, the goodie box!"
Mom: "Aww, you got macadamia nuts?!"
Dad: "Yup, and they have only MY name on them."
Mom: "Ya wanna share 'em?"
Dad: "Ya wanna walk home?"
Comedy!