Will someone please explain to me how this is a horoscope?

You just can't help worrying about money, even though your situation most likely isn't all that bad. That's just part of the package -- when things are moving beyond your control, you tend to fret.

Isn't that just...pointing out a personality flaw?

Dear Allison,
Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, September 3:

As much as you hate to admit it, all that stuff about lessons learned in adversity being the most valuable has turned out to be true. Now, however, the stars have decreed that it's time for a little easy livin'. Enjoy.

Dear Allison,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, August 7:

You're awfully cute, but it's time to let people know that you're much more than just a pretty face. You've worked hard for your accomplishments, and what lies ahead will be even more fantastic. Onward and upward!