Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story "A series of emails between me and my co-worker Kim."
Me: (emailing about a project)
Kim: You're my hero!
Me: If I am a hero, does that mean I can run around with a cape with a big letter "S" on it??? oh wait, that's a SUPER hero...
Kim: Hey, knock yourself out... it's Halloween, so it isn't like it will be out of the ordinary!
Happy Halloween everyone!!!
May you have more trick-or-treaters at your door than I have... which is the big fat goose egg... just like
last year. Oh well, looks like I'll be eating this big plastic pumpkin full of Starburst all by myself. :)