God Bless the Americans and White Trash Small Towns

[staceyface85]

Customer on the phone: I'd like a foot long sub.
Brittany: You mean the 16 inch?
Customer: Yes, the foot-long.

Customer: I'd like the Pizza Man Pizza.
Me: Okay. (I'd like to say, "Well, you should have called Pizza Hut for Pizza Man pizza.")
Customer: How long will that be?
Me: Well, what can I get for you tonight?
Customer: The Pizza Man pizza.
Me: What kind?
Customer: The Pizza Man special.
Me: Well we have the... (listing off our pizzas)

I give up.