The Trouble with Barney (6/9)
Title: The Trouble with Barney
Author: Stablergirl
Rating: MA
Author's Notes: Ok this heats up a little here, so just stand warned. Hopefully it's not so awful that you can't stand it...
Disclaimer: Still don't belong to me.
( Chapter 6: If you need a volunteer to fill in your gap, I'm willing and able any day of the week. )
Author: Stablergirl
Rating: MA
Author's Notes: Ok this heats up a little here, so just stand warned. Hopefully it's not so awful that you can't stand it...
Disclaimer: Still don't belong to me.
( Chapter 6: If you need a volunteer to fill in your gap, I'm willing and able any day of the week. )
OH TEDDY! *wants to make sweet love to Ted* (ahem ahem)
...the last time Lily was there to identify it for her right before she’d gone crazy and followed a phantom Ted Mosby around town, only to feel like a total jackass when it turned out to be Barney.
I love the reference to Ted Mosby, architect!
“I’ve been meaning to introduce you to, uh, to…” he grabs the shoulder of someone who’s just walking in and whips the guy around to face them, “this guy.”
Cut me up into a million pieces. With a very blunt knife.
Jealousy rears it's ugly head..
Hehe yeah it does, just like in the fifth act of Aunt Lily's play ;)
He pushes into her and she kisses him and this wasn’t ever what she was expecting because life isn’t supposed to happen like this, all unplanned and unpredictable and Armani-clad and confusing.
*swoons*
..and she hopes and prays nobody can tell that it feels like he said jump and she did, from ten thousand fucking feet. WOAH BABE NICE CALLBACK TO YOUR OWN FIC ( ... )
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Yeah I left the abstract smex abstract so that you can decide. Metaphor? Not a metaphor? Did he literally drop to his knees?
...I think he did, but you can pick whatever you want. That's the beauty of abstract!
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