ACTION POSTING TO BOTH ROUTES, BITCHES, BECAUSE MAYA CAN

[world_in_an_egg]

[It doesn't matter where you are or what door you're opening.  The door may, in fact, lead to an entirely unexpected place.]
[That place being a room that is probably bigger inside than the room outside, and... it is quite a room, for it is something of a gallery, filled with paintings, sitting on easels.]

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[bottleofgundam]

[Kincaid is dripping wet with a towel wrapped around his waist.]

...

[world_in_an_egg]

Hello.

[Door shuts behind him on its own.]

[bottleofgundam]

H-Hi. I'll just-

[Slam!]

Okay I'll stay here for a bit.

[world_in_an_egg]

[The lights in the room are flickery, then go out.]

Is that more comfortable?

[bottleofgundam]

Not really...

Would I regret it if I asked where I was?

[world_in_an_egg]

I cannot say for certain. I do not suspect you would.

[In the dark room several spot lights turn on, each on top of a picture. One on top of Maya. Looking emo there, Maya.]

[bottleofgundam]

[Kincaid wipes water off his face so he can get a better look around.]

Nice paintings. Can I go somewhere where there are clothes?

[world_in_an_egg]

Can you? [She doesn't know if the door is locked...]

[bottleofgundam]

[He tries the door.]

[world_in_an_egg]

[The door is unlocked if you want it to be]

1/2

[bottleofgundam]

I'll be right back!

2/2

[bottleofgundam]

[A minute later, Kincaid is dressed and more or less dry.]

So what is this place?

[world_in_an_egg]

I don't understand the question.

[bottleofgundam]

Where are we?

[world_in_an_egg]

[looks at her watch]

[gives longitude, latitude, and altitude]

[bottleofgundam]

[What a frustrating conversation.]

Why did walking out of my bathroom lead to here instead of into the rest of the White Chalice?