ACTION POSTING TO BOTH ROUTES, BITCHES, BECAUSE MAYA CAN
[It doesn't matter where you are or what door you're opening. The door may, in fact, lead to an entirely unexpected place.]
[That place being a room that is probably bigger inside than the room outside, and... it is quite a room, for it is something of a gallery, filled with paintings, sitting on easels.]
((If you cannot see these images, try this gallery instead.))
[Startlingly, Maya is inside, throwing a tantrum so fiercly she's unaware you're there yet even]
WRONG!
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!
Lukewarm! Inadequate! And why!? [She grabs the red leafed China Town's easel and hurls it to the floor with howl and a loud clatter]
[That place being a room that is probably bigger inside than the room outside, and... it is quite a room, for it is something of a gallery, filled with paintings, sitting on easels.]
((If you cannot see these images, try this gallery instead.))
[Startlingly, Maya is inside, throwing a tantrum so fiercly she's unaware you're there yet even]
WRONG!
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!
Lukewarm! Inadequate! And why!? [She grabs the red leafed China Town's easel and hurls it to the floor with howl and a loud clatter]