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DEAN WINCHESTER

1. DEAN WINCHESTER AND SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, LOOKING FOR DAD, EROTIC CODEPENDENCE WITH BRO, VENGEANCE FOR MOM, SEX WITH WOMEN, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
2. DEAN WINCHESTER AND SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, RESURRECTION, FEELING GUILTY ABOUT DAD’S DEATH, MORE EROTIC CODEPENDENCE WITH BRO WHO TURNS OUT TO BE ONE OF FREAKS IN THE DEMONIC ARMY, TRADING LIFE TO SAVE BRO, MAN TEARS, SEX WITH WOMEN, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
3. DEAN WINCHESTER AND ONE YEAR TO LIVE, MORE BROMANCE WITH BRO, DEATH, SEX WITH WOMEN, DEATH, ONE YEAR TO LIVE, DEATH, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
4. DEAN WINCHESTER AND RESURRECTION, SAVING SEALS, REPRESSING EMOTIONS, ANGELS AND DEMONS, BROTHER’S BETRAYAL, COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH SPECIAL ANGEL, LETTING GUARD DOWN IN FRONT OF SAID ANGEL, DEBAUCHERY OF ANGELS, MAN TEARS, DEADLY YORKIES, ISSUES, SLASH, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
5. DEAN WINCHESTER AND AVERTING THE APOCALYPSE, DEALING WITH BROTHER’S BETRAYAL, LIFE AS AN ANGEL CONDOM, DEATH, TIME TRAVELING, DEATH, BONDING PROFOUNDLY WITH SPECIAL ANGEL, COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH SAID ANGEL, DEATH, LARPING, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
6. DEAN WINCHESTER AND TUCKING-IN SHIRT, DEADLY YORKIES, FAILED ATTEMPT AT NORMAL LIFE, SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, DEALING WITH SOULLESS BROTHER, SERVICING OBERON “KING OF FAIRIES”, BEING A SURROGATE FATHER, BEING A VAMPIRE, BEING DEATH, BEING CLINT EASTWOOD, BEING A DICK TO SPECIAL ANGEL, BONDING PROFOUNDLY WITH SAID ANGEL, NOT AS MUCH QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH SAID ANGEL, JEFFERSON STARSHIPS, BEING A VICTIM OF INCEST BY OWN MOTHER, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR

SAM WINCHESTER

1. SAM WINCHESTER AND WANTING TO STAY IN SCHOOL, DEAD GIRLFRIEND, BEING FORCED BY BROTHER TO HUNT
2. SAM WINCHESTER AND DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT HE IS A FREAK, HEADACHES, DEMONIC ARMY, DEATH, RESURRECTION
3. SAM WINCHESTER AND DEAN’S DEATH
4. SAM WINCHESTER AND DEMON, DEMON BLOOD, SEX WITH DEMON, LEAVING BROTHER FOR SEX WITH DEMON, REFUSAL TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP BY ADMITTING HE HAS A PROBLEM, STARTING THE APOCALYPSE
5. SAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS THE DEVIL’S CONDOM, LIFE IN A CAGE WITH MICHAEL AND LUCIFER
6. SAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE WITHOUT A SOUL, LIFE WITH A SOUL & WALL IN HEAD

CASTIEL

1. CASTIEL AND HAPPY TIEMS IN HEAVEN
2. CASTIEL AND HAPPY TIEMS IN HEAVEN
3. CASTIEL AND HIS HAPPY TIEMS IN THE NEW CLOUD HE JUST BOUGHT
4. CASTIEL AND GRIPPING DEAN TIGHT AND RAISING HIM FROM PERDITION, COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH DEAN, REBELLING FOR DEAN, DOING THINGS FOR DEAN, HAVING ASS REAMED IN HEAVEN BECAUSE OF DEAN, EXPLODING FOR DEAN, DEATH
5. CASTIEL AND RESURRECTION, GOD BEING AN ASS, BEING CUT OFF FROM HEAVEN, LIQUOR STORE, DRUGS, FBI BADGES, LYING TO BECOME PRESIDENT, DENS OF INIQUITY, PROFOUNDLY BONDING WITH DEAN, BEING HUMAN, DOING THINGS FOR DEAN, EXPLODING FOR DEAN, DEATH, RESURRECTION, BEING THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN
6. CASTIEL AND SUPERMAN GOING TO THE DARK SIDE, THE WAR IN HEAVEN, GOD BEING AN ASS, DEALING WITH DEAN BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS, DOING THINGS FOR DEAN, LACK OF NAPS, HIDING THINGS, UNSINKING AND SINKING SHIPS, INTRODUCING DEAN TO EX-BOYFRIEND, WORKING WITH CROWLEY, PLAYING WITH SOULS

BOBBY SINGER

1. BOBBY SINGER AND THE IDJITS
2. BOBBY SINGER AND THE IDJITS
3. BOBBY SINGER AND THE IDJITS
4. BOBBY SINGER AND THE IDJITS
5. BOBBY SINGER AND THE IDJITS
6. BOBBY SINGER AND THE IDJITS

MARY WINCHESTER

1. MARY WINCHESTER AND THE FIRE ON THE CEILING
2. MARY WINCHESTER AND THE ALTERNATE REALITY IN DEAN’S HEAD WHEN HE WAS UNDER THE DJINN’S SPELL
3. MARY WINCHESTER AND CHILLING IN HEAVEN
4. MARY WINCHESTER AND HER YOUTH
5. MARY WINCHESTER AND HER YOUTH, LIFE AS AN ILLUSION USED BY ZACHARIAH TO TORTURE SAM AND DEAN IN HEAVEN
6. MARY WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS AN ILLUSION USED BY THE MOTHER OF ALL TO TORTURE SAM AND DEAN

JOHN WINCHESTER

1. JOHN WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS A DEADBEAT DAD
2. JOHN WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS A DEAD DAD
3. JOHN WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS A DEAD DAD
4. JOHN WINCHESTER AND THE FIRST TIME HE DIED IN HIS YOUTH
5. JOHN WINCHESTER AND ALMOST DYING IN HIS YOUTH
6. JOHN WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS A DEAD DAD

ADAM WINCHESTER

1. ADAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS JOHN WINCHESTER’S ILLEGITIMATE SON
2. ADAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS JOHN WINCHESTER’S ILLEGITIMATE SON
3. ADAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS A ZOMBIE
4. ADAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE IN HEAVEN
5. ADAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE AS MICHAEL’S FALL BACK PLAN
6. ADAM WINCHESTER AND LIFE TRAPPED IN A CAGE WITH MICHAEL AND LUCIFER

CARVER EDLUND

1. CHUCK AND LIFE AS A DRUNK WRITER
2. CHUCK AND LIFE AS A DRUNK WRITER
3. CHUCK AND LIFE AS A DRUNK WRITER
4. CHUCK AND LIFE AS A DRUNK PROPHET, FANFICTION, UNDERGROUND CULTS, SLASH
5. CHUCK AND LIFE AS A DRUNK PROPHET WHO BANGS HOOKERS, THE FANS, CONVENTION, DISAPPEARING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER
6. CHUCK AND THE EMPTY SPACE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER

LUCIFER

1. LUCIFER AND LIFE IN A CAGE, PLOTTING REVENGE
2. LUCIFER AND LIFE IN A CAGE, PLOTTING REVENGE
3. LUCIFER AND LIFE IN A CAGE, PLOTTING REVENGE
4. LUCIFER AND LIFE IN A CAGE, RISING FROM THE CAGE, PLOTTING REVENGE
5. LUCIFER AND LIFE ON EARTH, LIFE IN SAM, LIFE BACK IN THE CAGE, PLOTTING REVENGE
6. LUCIFER AND LIFE IN A CAGE, PLOTTING REVENGE

MICHAEL

1. MICHAEL AND LIFE IN HEAVEN
2. MICHAEL AND LIFE IN HEAVEN
3. MICHAEL AND LIFE IN HEAVEN
4. MICHAEL AND LIFE IN HEAVEN
5. MICHAEL AND LIFE IN HEAVEN, LIFE IN YOUNG JOHN WINCHESTER, LIFE WANTING TO BE IN DEAN WINCHESTER, LIFE SETTLING FOR ADAM WINCHESTER, LIFE IN A CAGE WITH LUCIFER
6. MICHAEL AND LIFE IN A CAGE WITH LUCIFER

CROWLEY

1. CROWLEY AND MAKING OUT, RELEASING HOUNDS, COLLECTING SOULS
2. CROWLEY AND MAKING OUT, RELEASING HOUNDS, COLLECTING SOULS
3. CROWLEY AND MAKING OUT, RELEASING HOUNDS, COLLECTING SOULS
4. CROWLEY AND MAKING OUT, RELEASING HOUNDS, COLLECTING SOULS
5. CROWLEY AND MAKING OUT, RELEASING HOUNDS, COLLECTING SOULS, HELPING WINCHESTERS TO SUPPORT PERSONAL AGENDA
6. CROWLEY AND MAKING OUT, RELEASING HOUNDS, COLLECTING SOULS, WORKING WITH CAS TO SUPPORT PERSONAL AGENDA

WOMEN (applicable to all, and applicable to seasons 1-6)

• WOMEN AND LIFE WITH THE WINCHESTERS
• WOMEN AND DEATH

IMPALA

1. IMPALA AND LIFE AS DEAN WINCHESTER’S SEX TOY
2. IMPALA AND LIFE AS DEAN WINCHESTER’S SEX TOY
3. IMPALA AND LIFE AS DEAN WINCHESTER’S SEX TOY
4. IMPALA AND LIFE AS DEAN WINCHESTER’S SEX TOY
5. IMPALA AND LIFE AS DEAN WINCHESTER’S SEX TOY
6. IMPALA AND LIFE AS DEAN WINCHESTER’S SEX TOY

GOD

1. GOD AND WATCHING DEAN AND SAM, DOING NOTHING BUT CHILLIN
2. GOD AND WATCHING DEAN AND SAM, DOING NOTHING BUT CHILLIN
3. GOD AND WATCHING DEAN AND SAM, DOING NOTHING BUT CHILLIN
4. GOD AND WATCHING DEAN AND SAM, DOING NOTHING BUT CHILLIN, RESURRECTING CAS
5. GOD AND WATCHING DEAN AND SAM, DOING NOTHING BUT CHILLIN, RESURRECTING CAS
6. GOD AND WATCHING DEAN AND SAM, DOING NOTHING BUT CHILLIN