AfterElton's 20 Gay TV Characters You Should Definitely Not Date!
You read right! And yes, both of our boys made the list! (is that good or bad? xD)
Pros: Rich; Hot when angry
Cons: Unimaginative wardrobe; Hair changes style mid-conversation; Bleeds strawberry toaster strudel; Takes a long time getting around to that first kiss and consummating relationship.
Dateability: Luke will stand by you no matter what, but if you date him there's a 50/50 chance you'll end up disfigured ... or dead.
Rip's Comments: wardrobe! xD strawberry toaster strudels will never be looked at the same again... and, eh, yeah, he does somehow take forever for the sexy times. which is amusing as he's so sex-driven most of the time xD tahaha.
Pros: Useful organs; Can bandage boo-boos including defective eyes; Beneath prickly exterior is more prickliness, but beneath that is a good guy.
Cons: Cranky; Has trouble mastering rudimentary locking devices; Hard to get along with at work.
Dateability: Dating a brilliant surgeon can be tricky, but he's got a strong heart and he's got a good head on his shoulders ... and on the train tracks.
Rip's Comments: OMFG AE THAT IS HORRIBLE!!! (notice how he has more pros than most! and his cons aren't that bad xD) *would SO date him*
A QaF babes made the list, too!
Pros: Likes sex.
Cons: How much time do you have?
Dateability: Only if you enjoy a challenge.
Rip's Comments: Pros? GORGEOUS. Cons? See above xD *amused*
Noah Who?! Personally, I'm glad Noah didn't make the list. Granted, he definitely belongs on a list of men you should NOT date, however, notice that only the most loveabley (yes, loveabley) awesome characters are here. This list is more to remind us that the men we love probably won't be the best boyfriends (though I'd argue for both of our boys...) Noah simply wasn't even worth mentioning -- it's pretty damn well obvious that he's not a keeper!
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