Reasons that my Castle house is cooler than your not Castle house
*Your house is not a Castle house.
*Bums dig through my garbage.
*Baby possums sit on my fire escape.
*Squirrels sleep in my birdbath.
*Roaches die in the electrical outlets and turn to dust when Chris gives them a vigorous tug.
*The floors are crookety.
*The doors are trapezoids of varying sizes.
*The windows are made primarily of plastic.
*Sometimes the water is brown.
*There are at least three types of linoleum in two rooms of my apartment, not counting the hallway, which makes five.
*The roof always looks like it has mounds of snow on it.
*El-effing-OCHO!
*Justin's cabinet of pr0ny wonderment
*Greicha's beeeeyooooteeful world of merry polyps and sponge paint
*Mariachi bands play on the cr0nder.
*Friendly Tranny and ancient grumpy living companion!
And the best reason of all... Family fun style living complete with Mr. John Wenz instead of stinky Chewbacca!
*Bums dig through my garbage.
*Baby possums sit on my fire escape.
*Squirrels sleep in my birdbath.
*Roaches die in the electrical outlets and turn to dust when Chris gives them a vigorous tug.
*The floors are crookety.
*The doors are trapezoids of varying sizes.
*The windows are made primarily of plastic.
*Sometimes the water is brown.
*There are at least three types of linoleum in two rooms of my apartment, not counting the hallway, which makes five.
*The roof always looks like it has mounds of snow on it.
*El-effing-OCHO!
*Justin's cabinet of pr0ny wonderment
*Greicha's beeeeyooooteeful world of merry polyps and sponge paint
*Mariachi bands play on the cr0nder.
*Friendly Tranny and ancient grumpy living companion!
And the best reason of all... Family fun style living complete with Mr. John Wenz instead of stinky Chewbacca!