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[sqwd]

I shit you not. But from what I can tell the Johnson & Son Clean Home Living webpage has not 1 but 3 separate sound tracks of equally annoying music to listen to. Do not click the link to find out for yourself. It is not worth it

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[roses_for_tina]

No really, how the fuck did you happen to stumble upon that page?

[sqwd]

Did I not say "please don't inquire"?

[roses_for_tina]

You also said not to click the link, but I did that anyway.
So answer the bloody question!

[sqwd]

Well if I answer it will destroy the mystery of it all and replace it with a boring story. In other news, did you know that there is a Canadian 1 Million dollar coin? It weighs 100kg.

[roses_for_tina]

i'd become a stripper for those.