I shit you not. But from what I can tell the
Johnson & Son Clean Home Living webpage has not 1 but 3 separate sound tracks of equally annoying music to listen to. Do not click the link to find out for yourself. It is not worth it.
SC Johnson & Son , for those people not in the know make "Shout®" for example, which allows you to "Get the Most out of Life and Look Your Best"* as well as "Windex®" and their Streak Free Shine Every Time.* They also make "Toilet Duck®", but I'll be damned if I can find it on their website!
Please don't inquire into why I stumbled upon this page.
* This is not an endorsement and is probably not even entirely true.#
# I mean, how would that even be possible? I guess you'll just have to try it for yourself to find out!*