When evil_pineapple leaves for Europe, I will be entrusted with the care of her Emo Plants ( Read more... )

mogutaga, ilikepi, and mattador will appreciate this. And one day janetlin will too. CLICK IT BITCH.

Thanks to justjanuary for the awesome recs links. Heart, heart.

I don't really have anything to say. Friends graduating soon, coming home soon. Sadness. That's it, really.

Every now and then, something will come up on my flist that makes my day bright.

Today, Nos provided that brightening touch with thisOverall, I've had an excellent day. Certainly not for any good reason -- I could think of about five things that should have made my day horrible. The DVD player on my computer is not working, I have no idea what ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding ( Read more... )

( Some Ives. For y'all who asked. )

So, Nora and I are driving around, and we come accross a town called Rural. It seems to me that, being that the town is in Indiana, the "rural" goes without saying ( Read more... )

Dude, yesterday was the best day everPoint one: Fencing with Nora, Stepha, and Neil. I seriously learned more than I have in the past month; Neil is an awesome teacher, and he pointed out the difference between a parry and a beat, and was like, "No, I'm not better than you, I'm just more aggressive" even though he was wiping the wall with me ( ( Read more... )

I just opened up my email and found ( this )

O fairies, O buggers
O eunuchs exotic!
Come running, come running
ye anal-erotic!

With soft little hands
with flexible bums
Come, o castrati,
unnatural ones!-supposedly Petronius, but very embellished by the crappy translator William Arrowsmith ( Read more... )