ho ho ho

[squoze]

tonight i made $50 in about 15 minutes and i wasn't even prostituting myself. i was santa claus for a co-workers christmas party where a couple of kids were attending. it seemed like it was a nice party, i wasn't there long enough to find out, but it was fun.

prior to arriving, i had to get gas. i was already dressed as santa. it was awkward and iconic. hoorah.