HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH

[squishyturtle]

I know you said you’re not celebrating birthdays or whatever, but this is all stuff I want to say anyway, so it totally doesn’t count. Besides, it’s still special to me - the anniversary of the day you came into this world. Surely that should go down in the history books, or be written in the sky or something.

You are amazing. I know I say that

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[boneyardblues]

I lack the appropriate emotional response in icon form, so you're going to get a gif-mix message to make up for this grievous error.
I apologise in advance for your bandwidth.

So when I first saw, HAY, BIRTHDAY WISHES LETTER FROM MY BOOBY GODDESS.
At first I was like.


And when I was reading it the feeling was something like.


And I just wanted to be with you like.


So right now the feeling is a little bit something like.


And I do want to punch you or spray pepper at you or something so then we'll both be crying a little bit and it'd be less awkward, but instead, next time I see you I'll just be like.


And then we can live happily ever after.


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PARTY AT MY HOUSE.