Can I just say this. You never get into a relationship because of how great you think your partner can be after you're done fixing them up ( Read more... )

Poll shows big shift to McCain among white women.Don't go there, white girls. Don't vote with your vaginas! VOTE WITH YOUR HEADS ( Read more... )

My dad's been sending me news links and bible messages for some time, and every time I get one I just feel like he's trying so hard with a point he's missed already. I pretty much stopped trying for some time now, because it's wasted energy and sadness. Like they said, we both won't change, right ( Read more... )

SATAN: i think you should invite bia to sunday worship
JOSEPH: *carefully* and why?
SATAN: because... she's nice but-
JOSEPH: not nice enough to be my best friend?
SATAN: WELL. there are just things she needs to be educated about... just like you.

She so clever with phrasing. What an impossible bitch.