A SHORT LIST OF THINGS I HATE
1) A new trend of young women wearing way too much blush. Your face looks like the time I played "Sylvia Plath" with one of my dolls.
2) All these art school bitches who dress like Kimmie Gibbler
3) Huge women that crush me with their Tweety Bird backpacks on BART
4) Girls that insist on "setting me up" with one of their "KEWT friends"
5) My emerging sexism
2) All these art school bitches who dress like Kimmie Gibbler
3) Huge women that crush me with their Tweety Bird backpacks on BART
4) Girls that insist on "setting me up" with one of their "KEWT friends"
5) My emerging sexism