Late-Night Bear Attack: A Very Short Play

[squirrelygirl24]

Place: My bedroom
Time: 4AM, Saturday

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzz
(door opens)
Me: (internal monologue) Wait...someone's coming into my room. That's...weird. Is that JD? Why is he in here?
(man walks toward bed)
Me: Is he going to come over here and try to wake me up? What's going on?
(man starts climbing into bed next to me)
Me: Whoa, WHOA! WHAT are you doing?
Man: Oh my god! Oh my god! I have the wrong room! I have the wrong room!
Me: Yeah, I think you do!
(man turns to leave)
Me: OH GOD HE'S NAAAAAAAAKEEED!!!!!

Aaaand SCENE.