Keeping Count
Tiff and I just spent two hours at Stop & Shop. You may be wondering how we managed to do that. Well, in our defense, it was our first shopping trip in almost a month (excepting quick trips for milk and such), so there was a lot to get. Well, that and we were busy counting.
You see, when we visit Stop & Shop, we generally see plenty of attractive men...shopping with their wives or girlfriends. It's rare to see an attractive man shopping by himself, at least in our experience. That was probably why neither of us thought very hard about what we were wearing when we left the house. Tiff was looking particularly snazzy, as she was wearing her fleece pants. She acknowledges that these pants would send Stacy and Clinton into paroxysms of horror, but they're comfy. And I even said, and I quote, "It's just the grocery store."
Well, we sure didn't get the memo, but it seems tonight was Attractive Single Man Night at S & S. In fact, we were seeing so many that we were counting. And I have to admit we got a little obvious about it after a while.
Tiff: Is the aluminum foil in this aisle?
Me: I think so. By the way, 14.
Tiff: Oh yeah. I saw.
The final count was 22. Tiff decided it's proof the universe hates her.
You see, when we visit Stop & Shop, we generally see plenty of attractive men...shopping with their wives or girlfriends. It's rare to see an attractive man shopping by himself, at least in our experience. That was probably why neither of us thought very hard about what we were wearing when we left the house. Tiff was looking particularly snazzy, as she was wearing her fleece pants. She acknowledges that these pants would send Stacy and Clinton into paroxysms of horror, but they're comfy. And I even said, and I quote, "It's just the grocery store."
Well, we sure didn't get the memo, but it seems tonight was Attractive Single Man Night at S & S. In fact, we were seeing so many that we were counting. And I have to admit we got a little obvious about it after a while.
Tiff: Is the aluminum foil in this aisle?
Me: I think so. By the way, 14.
Tiff: Oh yeah. I saw.
The final count was 22. Tiff decided it's proof the universe hates her.