Attack of the killer sloth

Nov 06, 2007 10:16


Last night I had a dream that I had to transfer to a new high school. I think my family had moved or something, and so the new place we lived in had this school. It was brand-new and reminded me very much of a mall- lots of glass and fake plants.

Toward the end of the dream, I went to math class. The teacher, who was Asian, had a pet sloth that he allowed to roam around the classroom. We were supposed to be working on a quiz or a problem or something, so everyone was bent over their papers and working quietly. Suddenly, the sloth jumped onto my back and wouldn't get off. I tried to yell, but I had a cold and was too hoarse to make any noise.

While you're trying to decide exactly what twisted meaning this all has, consider this. Look at him, he's staring right at you!

hi-larious

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