anybody have any contributions to this list?

[squirrel_queen]

i'm starting a collection of what, i'm not quite sure yet.

The Vagina was artificial, but the Blow Jobs were Price.

What the world needs now, is more nun slapping.

(little girl stick figure holding cat above head) I Have Angry Pussy.

By the way: yer kids are ugly.

Hey! You! Outta the gene pool!

Somebody shoulda shot that in

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[squirrel_queen]

sorry, i messed up the code commands. but my browser still won't work correctly, so i can't fix it.

[shades747]

So it's like a list of punchlines without the jokes? Or context humor without the context? Or funny without the fun?

[squirrel_queen]

no. stupid t-shirt slogans.

so yeah, i guess they'd be punchlines without the jokes. i guess half the funny part(for me, at least) was imagining them as t-shirts, so that would've been important information to include in the post. oops...

[shinann]

(iiitty bitty writing on a girly T) Yup. These are my Tits.

Same idea, only "If you're close enough to read this, you're close enough for a sexual harrassment suit."

"Quietly plotting my revenge."