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✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (sometimes...)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (half siblings. can I half-check the box?)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (It's better than it was a month ago. All relative.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (define "roommate".)
× I have a hidden talent. (I keep getting told this, but apparently it's too well hidden for me to see it.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (No, I have a lot of friendly acquaintances. And a few real friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (drinking game.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (not in the last three years.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (far as I know.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Why is this even a question? We all do.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (used to be...)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol. All drugs prescription painkillers only.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Yup. It's ok, he was a prick.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Nobody can know whether they'd actually do such a thing until they just did, and then it's a pointless question.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obsessive, yes. Perfectionist, sometimes.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think it's American and falls on a day which has no significance at all beyond the seasonal.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Close male friends? You're joking, right?)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Enough. Stressed, but happy enough.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (they're gone now, though, so I guess labour or green for me.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I go for anyone attractive.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (bah! study?)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Yeah, more or less, though "comfortable may not be the best word.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was 2ft high.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (on principle.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (A bit.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Haven't loved many.)
× I fall for the worst people. (I fall for the best people.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They shit me.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Yeah. Nails, broken glass, thumbtacks, you name it.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden, yes.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Nope, if I was born in the wrong century, I wouldn't have the people/things I love.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Spiritualism is a way of dodging the cold, hard fact that the world doesn't give a shit about anything. It has no motives, nor desires. It just is.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Many.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Yeah, just my idea of "nice" is usually beyond my budget.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (not completely.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Not a furry.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (WTF? the WHOLE POINT is seeing other people naked. Assuming it's a chicks-only nudist colony. If it's guys, ewwwwww.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (tagged?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (both have a place.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (not always.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (not so much any more.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (mainly non-firearms.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (rarely.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I won.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Long-term, yes. Short-term? I like some space now and then.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Yeah, tend to.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Yeah, sometimes.)
× I am a Libertarian. (define "libertarian". Civil? yes. Animal? No fucking way.)
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Depends how tired I am.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (depends.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Every single one at Uni, I think.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Does a random balcony count?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (nope, they're much better than that.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (depends. Animals cannot be worth what people are.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Not any more...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Depends. Is is COLD physical excercise?)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Now I want to.)
× I am compulsively honest. (no, I can lie whenever I want. With no guilt. I just choose not to.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Guys = ugly. Girls = pretty (or at least, some girls. Some girls are also ugly.). That's it for me.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (yeah. Me.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (In some senses, this is what I'm all about. In others, it's really irrelevant.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Many things.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not always. I don't feel compelled to sympathy, but I don't necessarily feel compelled to annoyance either.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (It would destroy the causal chain and end my life.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Empathic? no. Honest? Sometimes.)
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, I DM. Ok, I'm a geek.)
× I love to sing. (Complicated question.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Yup, though it's mostly environment not genes, I think.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Oh fuck no.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (when I can.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (There's open-minded and then there's unable to reach an internal decision and back it totally. I am open minded, but ruthlessly back my own views, and take responsibility for them if they're wrong.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet. (Yup. We have no ethical obligation not to screw over corporations, because they cannot be truly accountable. They are viruses. Kill them.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What's death note?)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (sometimes.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (rarely.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Not always.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Yup.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (quite, yeah.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They are the same.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No. I can only love someone I love.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Starbucks? Moi? WTF?)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (sometimes...)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (half siblings. can I half-check the box?)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (It's better than it was a month ago. All relative.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (define "roommate".)
× I have a hidden talent. (I keep getting told this, but apparently it's too well hidden for me to see it.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (No, I have a lot of friendly acquaintances. And a few real friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (drinking game.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (not in the last three years.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (far as I know.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Why is this even a question? We all do.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (used to be...)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol. All drugs prescription painkillers only.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Yup. It's ok, he was a prick.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Nobody can know whether they'd actually do such a thing until they just did, and then it's a pointless question.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obsessive, yes. Perfectionist, sometimes.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think it's American and falls on a day which has no significance at all beyond the seasonal.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Close male friends? You're joking, right?)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Enough. Stressed, but happy enough.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (they're gone now, though, so I guess labour or green for me.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I go for anyone attractive.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (bah! study?)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Yeah, more or less, though "comfortable may not be the best word.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was 2ft high.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (on principle.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (A bit.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Haven't loved many.)
× I fall for the worst people. (I fall for the best people.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They shit me.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Yeah. Nails, broken glass, thumbtacks, you name it.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden, yes.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Nope, if I was born in the wrong century, I wouldn't have the people/things I love.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Spiritualism is a way of dodging the cold, hard fact that the world doesn't give a shit about anything. It has no motives, nor desires. It just is.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Many.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Yeah, just my idea of "nice" is usually beyond my budget.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (not completely.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Not a furry.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (WTF? the WHOLE POINT is seeing other people naked. Assuming it's a chicks-only nudist colony. If it's guys, ewwwwww.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (tagged?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (both have a place.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (not always.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (not so much any more.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (mainly non-firearms.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (rarely.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I won.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Long-term, yes. Short-term? I like some space now and then.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Yeah, tend to.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Yeah, sometimes.)
× I am a Libertarian. (define "libertarian". Civil? yes. Animal? No fucking way.)
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Depends how tired I am.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (depends.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Every single one at Uni, I think.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Does a random balcony count?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (nope, they're much better than that.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (depends. Animals cannot be worth what people are.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Not any more...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Depends. Is is COLD physical excercise?)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Now I want to.)
× I am compulsively honest. (no, I can lie whenever I want. With no guilt. I just choose not to.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Guys = ugly. Girls = pretty (or at least, some girls. Some girls are also ugly.). That's it for me.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (yeah. Me.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (In some senses, this is what I'm all about. In others, it's really irrelevant.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Many things.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not always. I don't feel compelled to sympathy, but I don't necessarily feel compelled to annoyance either.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (It would destroy the causal chain and end my life.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Empathic? no. Honest? Sometimes.)
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, I DM. Ok, I'm a geek.)
× I love to sing. (Complicated question.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Yup, though it's mostly environment not genes, I think.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Oh fuck no.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (when I can.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (There's open-minded and then there's unable to reach an internal decision and back it totally. I am open minded, but ruthlessly back my own views, and take responsibility for them if they're wrong.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet. (Yup. We have no ethical obligation not to screw over corporations, because they cannot be truly accountable. They are viruses. Kill them.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What's death note?)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (sometimes.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (rarely.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Not always.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Yup.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (quite, yeah.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They are the same.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No. I can only love someone I love.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Starbucks? Moi? WTF?)