Srsly Colbert Report.

Canada, Norway AND Russia are making claims in the Arctic?

Yes, yes, Simon's teh ANTArctic--But he's both. Stfu :|

BUT RUSSIA IS AFTER HIM NOW.

He's so paranoid. 

WHY DO YOU HAVE SEAFOAM GREEN HAIR?!

DOES NOT WORK.

BUT IT DOES.

Also.

Somehow I not only managed to create Stalingrad last night.
But Silesia too.

Please kill me :| 

I made Stalingrad today.

His name is Anton Vreznik.

He's 5'4", is a UK fanboy, loves his sword, and has the personality of America/Prussia/Belarus's crack baby.

He's so...god, what's the word.

I dunno, but he's win.