o_O I am NOT a raving drunk!
So I was at the mall this morning, to buy a new watch--which has nothing to do with the rest of this post. But just a sidebar here, I went a little overboard and bought a Bulova watch. You know, one of those expensive $225 Italian watches (which had a 30% discount, and when she rung it up, for some reason there was a 62% discount, so I paid less than $100!).
Anyway, I ran into Grace while I was there. She's one of my co-workers, who evidently also works at the mall. (Lately, she enjoys telling me that she's a strong-yet-tiny black woman, something I would never understand. Then she giggles for five minutes.) Anyhoo, she invited me to a party tonight, which I just thought was weeeeird. Do I -look- like the party type? Well in any case, the alcohol-free cigarette-free Chris is going out tonight.
::some time later::
Whoo, and I'm back! I've never seen so many drunk people clustered together in my life! Don't worry, everybody--Chris did not drink. Well, he drank a grape soda, but grape soda has very little alcohol in it, as you may have already guessed. I did pretend to be a raving drunk, and I DID put a lamp shade on my head. I actually had a few people fooled (but they were drunk, so they didn't really count).
Grace made me dance a little bit and such. I still suck at dancing, but it was fun! After we were thoroughly bored with the party, we sat in her car, stuck in some CDs, and kind-of-but-not-really danced in the car seats. The funny thing was, everybody thought that WE were the drunkest (is that a word?) people there, even though she only had two drinks, and I had zero. I guess it just goes to show you, I can blend in with drunk people! (AND I now know that I can go to drunken college parties and have a good time, rather than just camping out in my dorm room.) And here I thought that people only went to parties to drink.
Parrrrtyyyyyyy! Here's to Grace! ::throws back a pineapple juice::
Anyway, I ran into Grace while I was there. She's one of my co-workers, who evidently also works at the mall. (Lately, she enjoys telling me that she's a strong-yet-tiny black woman, something I would never understand. Then she giggles for five minutes.) Anyhoo, she invited me to a party tonight, which I just thought was weeeeird. Do I -look- like the party type? Well in any case, the alcohol-free cigarette-free Chris is going out tonight.
::some time later::
Whoo, and I'm back! I've never seen so many drunk people clustered together in my life! Don't worry, everybody--Chris did not drink. Well, he drank a grape soda, but grape soda has very little alcohol in it, as you may have already guessed. I did pretend to be a raving drunk, and I DID put a lamp shade on my head. I actually had a few people fooled (but they were drunk, so they didn't really count).
Grace made me dance a little bit and such. I still suck at dancing, but it was fun! After we were thoroughly bored with the party, we sat in her car, stuck in some CDs, and kind-of-but-not-really danced in the car seats. The funny thing was, everybody thought that WE were the drunkest (is that a word?) people there, even though she only had two drinks, and I had zero. I guess it just goes to show you, I can blend in with drunk people! (AND I now know that I can go to drunken college parties and have a good time, rather than just camping out in my dorm room.) And here I thought that people only went to parties to drink.
Parrrrtyyyyyyy! Here's to Grace! ::throws back a pineapple juice::