In place of a bunch of cranky, I present a haiku.

[squid_pants]

Smog warning in place,
large haemorrhage on right arm,
I keep poking it.

Comments

[new_moon_occult]

If you keep poking it, it'll get mad and BITE YOUR HAND OFF!

How's that for a fab mental image?

[squid_pants]

Mental image, HA! Face the REAL IMAGE!
Ok, this isn't so bad at all now, my batteries for the camera were dead and it healed alot over today. Hell, it's from Saturday morning, I'm amazed it is still visible at all, they usually fade in one day to nothing.
Still, the bruise:

[dem]

WAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!

[squid_pants]

It's taking over, it's THINKING ON IT'S OWN!

[new_moon_occult]

That's not so bad... in my head it was WAAAAAAAAY worse....

[squid_pants]

It was way worse on the weekend, just a huge black blob of ouch. I heal really fast from bruises though and inbetween yesterday morning and afternoon it had half cleared. Today, no dark spots left at all.
Still, I should have left it up to the imagination.

[new_moon_occult]

Ooooohhh I was close then. I had it as a big black blob on your arm... thenm the cartoon image of it rising up with BIG SHARP POINTED TEETH and biting your finger as you poked it...

I need a new job....