In place of a bunch of cranky, I present a haiku.

[squid_pants]

Smog warning in place,
large haemorrhage on right arm,
I keep poking it.

Comments

[wondermonkey23]

smog warnings are gay,
your arm is an illusion,
you're poking your eye.

[squid_pants]

I CAN SEE FROM MY ARM!
IT BURNS!

[trolleycrash]

Summer breeze is blowing;
its sound can't hide my laughter.
I find you silly.

[squid_pants]

Yeah, well, ummm, better to be laughed at than with!

[trinora]

Like mosquito bites,
Old scabs, and genital warts,
Poking slows healing.

[squid_pants]

Mmmm, a veritble cornucopia of things I'd want healed fast!
I have no idea what I even mean.

[dem]

cranky cranky

[squid_pants]

"There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and quickly run along the road. But by doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything. "
Yamamoto - Hagakure

We are TEH CRANKZORS!

[dem]

thank you

[new_moon_occult]

If you keep poking it, it'll get mad and BITE YOUR HAND OFF!

How's that for a fab mental image?

[squid_pants]

Mental image, HA! Face the REAL IMAGE!
Ok, this isn't so bad at all now, my batteries for the camera were dead and it healed alot over today. Hell, it's from Saturday morning, I'm amazed it is still visible at all, they usually fade in one day to nothing.
Still, the bruise:

[dem]

WAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!

[squid_pants]

It's taking over, it's THINKING ON IT'S OWN!