I had a really intense dream and I'm so glad it's only that - a dream. My dream was awesome in the sense that it felt so fucking realistic. It wasn't so awesome in the sense of its content ( Read more... )

I'm really glad that I went to check up on my mother, because if I had not, a spider with a diameter of at least 10 centimeters would have probably scared her at some point in the night. Jesus.

"Mom...?"
"Yes?"
"... I think there's a spider. A really, really big one."
"Oh, my god."

That bastard was unrelenting, with the huge amount of bug spray we ( Read more... )