WASH YOUR HANDS!
Okay - my tombstone will some day read - WASH YOUR HANDS!
My life is over run with elementary school aged kids. So what if they're my own.
Mom - he sneezed on me.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Mom - I need help in the bathroom.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Mom - look at this thing, I found it outside in the creek.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Some day someone is going to day, Mom - I killed someone, and I will say -
WASH YOUR HANDS!
One of my new all time favorites was this morning...
(one child to another child) - Stop scratching your penis. DAAAAD, he's scratching his penis.
(and the husband's response): WASH YOUR HANDS!
which is especially funny, cause the husbands words are usually - TURN OFF THE LIGHT!
My life is over run with elementary school aged kids. So what if they're my own.
Mom - he sneezed on me.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Mom - I need help in the bathroom.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Mom - look at this thing, I found it outside in the creek.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Some day someone is going to day, Mom - I killed someone, and I will say -
WASH YOUR HANDS!
One of my new all time favorites was this morning...
(one child to another child) - Stop scratching your penis. DAAAAD, he's scratching his penis.
(and the husband's response): WASH YOUR HANDS!
which is especially funny, cause the husbands words are usually - TURN OFF THE LIGHT!