When it's cold outside...

[thetitania]

WHO: Am I here in vain? [Lucy jigglingkeys and Erza thetitania]
LOCATION: Hold on to the night... [Hallways!]
WEEK: ...There will be no shame~ [58]
TIME: ALWWAAAYYYSSS [idk Wednesday?]
WHAT: I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU~ ♫
RATING: AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY [PG?]

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[jigglingkeys]

"Help! Someone help me!"

The cries of Lucy's distress would soon reach Erza's ears, drifting down from the very tallest tower of the castle. Lucy had no idea why the unicorn had taken her, but once it had, slipping its horn under her shirt to lift her up in the process, it had swiftly raced through the halls, smashing through all obstacles until it arrived up here in the open air, and knocking her keys and wand off her belt in the process. Once there it dropped her on the cold stone, leaving her shivering and curled in her tattered shirt. The horse was giving her a look she didn't fully trust, and now she had begun to wonder if this wasn't the same creature that had been in Sei's bed.

Of course, if it was, then that meant it might try to...Why did these things always happen to her?

"HELP! PLEASE, SOMEONE!" she cried, watching the horse begin to trot forward with a sinister whinny.

[thetitania]

Erza darted ahead, all but vaulting up the stairs to reach the tower. She already had her wand drawn, prepared to stun this unicorn to hell and back. She caught sight of it a moment later, the familiar sparkles guiding her to her destination.

Once there, and after taking a moment to absorb the unsettling scene in front of her, she wasted no time.

"Stupefy!"

[jigglingkeys]

Backed to the edge of the tower, nothing left for her but a long plunge to the hard ground, the brave witch found herself staring defiantly into the eyes of her captor, forced to chose between her virtue and certain doom.

"Look, what do you want? If I show you my bra will you go away?" the brave witch pleaded in a distinctly cowardly fashion. Hey, would you do any better when trapped by a lecherous unicorn?

Luckily, Lucy was prevented from having to make any grim choices by the timely arrival of her beautiful knight, a savior clad in red, a warrior without equal. "KICK THIS THING'S BUTT ERZA!" Lucy yelled, not quite getting into the role of distressed demur princess.

Turning with a enraged neigh, which sounded like most other neighs, but slightly louder, the unicorn charged the mortal who would dare interrupt its sacred mission, leaping over Erza's spell as it bore down on the woman.

short post :c sorry

[thetitania]

Ah. It had dodged the spell. This...wasn't good. And it was charging toward her, which was also very unfortunate. Getting impaled on a unicorn horn had to be one of the most pitiful ways to die that she could think of. Luckily, she was able to skid out of the way before the unicorn slammed into her, and used the moment to grab Lucy. However, she now had a dilemma. Lucy was safe...for now, but the only exit, save the window (which was a last resort, given their current location), was blocked by a very large, and very angry rainbow unicorn.

"I think we're trapped." The unicorn pushed itself up, eyes blazing with rage. Erza frowned, and held her ground, brandishing her wand again. "Dammit..."