Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Name(s): Hades Pantheon, Leia Organa Solo, closed, quicklog
Location: A ROMANTIC PIT TRAP IN THE DUNGEONS. ALSO A SLIGHTLY LESS ROMANTIC PIT TRAP TO THE SIDE OF THE ROMANTIC PIT TRAP.
Week: 51
Time: When the moon hits her eyes like a big pizza pie.
Rating: PG for KIDNAPPING :C
[there is a pit trap covered by a checkered picnic blanket. it screams REALLY OBVIOUS TRAP. to the side of that pit trap is another pit trap that is being used as a decoy since it is better disguised and less obvious.]
[Hades rubs his hands together from a SHADOWED ALCOVE in the dungeon's hallway where he's going to watch the whole spectacle. he starts the record player. it screeches and he winces. okay, maybe the mood music wasn't a good idea]
[he waits. originally, he was just going to ride a chariot and heroically snatch her from her office, but that seemed so dated. Instead, he's going to trap the object of his unfortunate desire in a ROMANTIC PIT TRAP.]
[footsteps approach from down the hall]
Heh, showtime.