007 // Boldly Going Where No Starship Captain Has Gone Before

[chairismine]

This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise calling all crew to report in. State your health and location

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voice

[abovetwinsuns]

Thank the Force, someone with a ship.

Jaina Solo, Jedi of the Order, and co-commander of Twin Suns Squadron. Please tell me you're with the Republic.

voice

[chairismine]

I wish it were under less hostile circumstances but I'm pleased to meet you, Miss Solo.

I'm unaware of a Republic in this part of the Alpha quadrant... My ship and I are with Starfleet, the peacekeeping and humanitarian armada of the United Federation of Planets.

I assume you're unable to contact your ship either?

Re: voice

[abovetwinsuns]

I'll save the pleasantries for when I can contact my general.

That explains why no one here has heard of the Vong or the war that's been going on for the last year and a half... Peacekeeping and humanitarian? Sounds like Starfleet and the Order have common goals then. How far do your communications span? I need to get in contact with my uncle as soon as possible.

No. Not even my squadron. I believe I've crash landed my fighter somewhere surrounding this outpost. My lightsaber has gone missing, as well as my astromechanical droid. Any assistance would be more than appreciated, seeing I suspect this planet's been overrun by Vong without the inhabitants realizing it.

[chairismine]

There's a war in your part of the galaxy? Between your Order and these... Vong? I've never heard of either, though Spock would tell you that wasn't too surprising.

We're as stuck as you. My second-in-command Spock and First Medical Officer Bones are the only crew I've found here and none of us have been able to get in contact with my ship.

Providing assistance is what we're here for.

OMG, post-movie Kirk? THIS IS POST MOVIE SPOCK, ARE THEY FRIENDS?

[out_of_thechair]

First Officer Spock reporting in, Captain. I have found a twenty-first century style library and am currently conducting research. From the small amount I have discovered thus far, it appears we are trapped in an alternate reality of Earth. I am not currently in possession of my phaser, nor am I able to locate the Enterprise.

MATCHING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AND ALL, BB.

[chairismine]

Spock, thank God.

Me neither. And if this really is the pre-warp earth it appears to be then a forcefield keeping the Enterprise from just beaming us out of here is out of the question.

THEY WILL BE SO CONFUSED AFTER THIS

[out_of_thechair]

One was not aware of any technology in this time period capable of creating such a forcefield. This merits further investigation.

Furthermore, it seems we are in some sort of school. One is curious as to whether you are also in your seventeen year old body.

I KNOOOOOOOOW XD

[chairismine]

There wasn't such techonology back then, Spock. There's some kind of technology at work here though. The staircase I'm on just moved and the pictures in the paintings are moving even though I can't find wires or projectors or anything.

... holy fuck, you're right! [BRB. CHECKIN MAHSELF OUT] Man, I was a skinny dork back then.

[notyourchairjim]

Jim, are you out of your damn mind?!

[chairismine]

Is it good to hear your voice, Bones.
Where are you? Spock's in some kind of library and I haven't been able to contact anyone else.

[notyourchairjim]

I'm in the Ravenclaw common room, patching up the idiots running around like their heads have been cut off. Where the hell are you?!

[chairismine]

I'm in some kind of dungeon, but there aren't any locks on the doors and I don't think it's supposed to be a prison.

The crew? or others who've been abducted to this place as well? You're not being held prisoner, are you?

[timeinback]

Hello Kirk, this is Chao Lingshen, 5th year student to the school you happened to be inside of. This isn't a dream or any other nonsense like that. The few of us who actually belong here are trying to figure out and settle everyone's appearance.

If you can, could you please give us a description of your location so that we may direct you to a safer area.

[chairismine]

I'm pleased to meet you, Miss Lingshen.
Could you tell me exactly what kind of school this is? Why are you all students here?

Thanks for the offer but I think I'll find my way around on my own.

[notthatharry]

...This day just keeps getting weirder.

[chairismine]

You're telling me.

Are you a part of this 'school' too?

[notthatharry]

Only to the extend that I was somehow abducted here and shoved in a teenage body. Are you Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise?

[chairismine]

I am, and I'd love to know how you knew that.