007 // Boldly Going Where No Starship Captain Has Gone Before

[chairismine]

This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise calling all crew to report in. State your health and location

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[notyourchairjim]

Jim, are you out of your damn mind?!

[chairismine]

Is it good to hear your voice, Bones.
Where are you? Spock's in some kind of library and I haven't been able to contact anyone else.

[notyourchairjim]

I'm in the Ravenclaw common room, patching up the idiots running around like their heads have been cut off. Where the hell are you?!

[chairismine]

I'm in some kind of dungeon, but there aren't any locks on the doors and I don't think it's supposed to be a prison.

The crew? or others who've been abducted to this place as well? You're not being held prisoner, are you?

[notyourchairjim]

Damn it Jim, that's your room, not a prison.

And crew? What do you think you are, a sailor? This is ridiculous. I don't have time to babysit you too when I'm trying to heal the other students infected by the madness of our Headmaster's incompetence. I'm busy, I have work to do, get your ass to the common room so we can figure this out.

[chairismine]

Bones. Tell me who you are.

[notyourchairjim]

Why do I continue to humor you...

Leonard McCoy. You call me Bones. And I'm annoyed.

[chairismine]

At me, probably.

Tell me, am I a student at this school too?
I get into trouble all the time and you get me out of it again, right?

[notyourchairjim]

For Merlin's sake-

Yes. At you.

You're a student here, Slytherin more than likely due to your love of making my life miserable. And I think that statement answers your second question. Are we done?

[chairismine]

But think how miserable your life would be if I weren't around.

Yeah. I'll come see you in a while and you can check out my head like you're probably dying to do.

[notyourchairjim]

Trust me. I have. In detail.

And Jim? Do me a favor and leave the space heroics at the door. I've got enough to deal with.

[chairismine]

Will do. Keep up the good work, Bones. I'll see you in Sickbay a bit.

[notyourchairjim]

I'll be the one with deranged lunatics up to his elbows.

[chairismine]

I'll keep an eye out.

[chairismine]

Actually, Bones- mind answering a question to humour the poor guy who's lost his mind?

[notyourchairjim]

[a siiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you can hear the eyeroll] I've been accomadating you for the past seven years- I don't exactly see the point to changing the status quo just because you think you're a damn space man.