Prefectory Duties

[notthatharry]

Okay, okay, I get it, I've been a little depressed lately, but hell's bells isn't this a bit over board? I already signed up for therapy I swear!

I swear, all this love and friendship makes me want to hurt something.

Anyway, it seems these things don't seem to get along with Bob wonder why so if anyone really needs to get somewhere the skull and

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[timeinback]

[tries to hide her giggle and failing miserably]

Oh come on, relax Harry. I'm sure the unicorns are taking extra precautions on their own.

[notthatharry]

Nothing that sparkles that much can be trusted.

[timeinback]

But they're unicorns, Harry. Think about it, have yo uever heard of a rampaging unicorn killing three in a subway?

They're pure creatures, I'm sure they won't even harm a fly.

[notthatharry]

That just means they didn't leave any survivors to report their grisly crimes.

Pure maybe, but pure what?

[scroll_heir]

But there are unicorns, Harry.

Unicorns.

[notthatharry]

Yes, which just means they present all the danger of wild horses, with the addition of an extremely sharp horn on their heads.

[scroll_heir]

Unicorns are the most gentle and innocent creatures~

[notthatharry]

That's just what they want you to think.

[sakeofthescoop]

Well, on the plus side, at least one hasn't pooped in your shoe yet.

Nice to see you take charge though, Harry. So, I guess our stance is to keep students away from the unicorns? Because I think a lot of them were interested in going after them.

[notthatharry]

Yet being the operative word.

Yes, well given the average quality of our classmate's survival instincts, that's not all that shocking. These are very large wild animals with sharp horns, and frankly I'm pretty sure there are a few first years I wouldn't leave alone with a Flobberworm.

[sakeofthescoop]

Well, if it does, save it. I have a theory that unicorn poop is going to sell well on the market.

Sharp horns and sparkly rainbows. It's like those fish who shine a light just to attract a fish to eat. What on earth could a first year do with a flobberworm that would hurt them?

[notthatharry]

Why do my shoes always have to suffer for your theories?

Yes, and note how those fish have big nasty teeth. It's the perfect analogy. I don't know, but I have confidence they'd find a way.

[jinxcharm]

Phwoar, mate- you're really cranky.

[notthatharry]

It comes with years of practice.

[jinxcharm]

Is it really necessary? I'm sure if anyone gets hurt, it won't be on purpose...

[notthatharry]

Yet, here's the funny thing about pain; it doesn't hurt any less because you weren't hurt on purpose. That's why we have prefects, to keep kids from seriously injuring themselves.

[halcyon_hime]

You really think they can turn people different colours?

[notthatharry]

I really think I'm not interested in finding out the hard way.

[halcyon_hime]

But- wouldn't it be wonderful being all rainbow and sparkly? It couldn't be that hard to find out...

[notthatharry]

Wonderful is not the word I would use, no. Orihime, has anything good ever come from these kinds of situations?