Prefectory Duties

May 20, 2010 01:14

Okay, okay, I get it, I've been a little depressed lately, but hell's bells isn't this a bit over board? I already signed up for therapy I swear!

I swear, all this love and friendship makes me want to hurt something.

Anyway, it seems these things don't seem to get along with Bob wonder why so if anyone really needs to get somewhere the skull and I can escort them.

Griffindor first through third years, if I catch you guys wandering around alone, riding unicorns, smuggling unicorns into your room, or any other activity that involves unicorns and endangering your personal safety, so help me I will dock so many points your head will spin. If you need to get to class find me or one of the other Prefects, and we'll get you where you are going. I don't want to have to explain to Professor Shalice why our students suddenly have extra holes or are a multitude of colors not found in nature, and if you make me do that I will be exceedingly grumpy.

I swear, if I get run over by a bloody Unicorn...

harry dresden

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