Since last time...
My life is brilliant, my love is pure, and all that.
Since last time, I've done a few things. We had a sleepover at my house, which Adam and Emily traveled up for. We went bowling and Emily won much to my dissapointment, after walking round Manchester and being stupid & immature. Jonny, Fagan and I bought Unforgiven 2004, which if you didnt know is a World Wrestling E (whatever the E stands for) pay per view. On that note, is anyone interested in watching WWE Survivor Series at the MEN Arena? True, its £45 a ticket, but what price is that to see fat men grapple each others asses and use cool moves (like the Stone Cold Stunner)...? ahem.
So anyway, we arrived home and ordered a curry, which came being lots more hot than it was supposed to be, so me and Adam battled our way through eating a volcanically hot curry whilst Emily and Amy pissed themselves. I did too, once I had finished my curry ,and Adam had not,because at that point I could afford to point and laugh, as my mouth wasnt on fire anymore. At this point, my empathy value was set to zero. =)
We got a bit drunk, and we laughed a lot. And we tried to watch American Beauty, but we couldnt concentrate. And then everyone went to bed, and I played on Championship manager 5, and won more games than I lost (obviously).
Next day, Amy, Emily, Adam and I went to Liverpool which was, quite frankly, boring. I bought an Everton kit, which was about the highlight of my trip. We then came home, watched the 40 Yr Old Virgin in the cinemas, which was funny, and the comedic value was justfully increased by the fact that the 'loser' played a close parallel with Fagan who was sat two seats to my left.
We then went back to mine and embarked on the party. Jonny was knocking back the alcohol pretty early on, and within about 20 minutes of being in the house you could see the difference in his behaviour. It was funny. Emily and Amy werent doing so bad also.
Josh arrived at about 11 o'clock, which was a pleasent surprise. So that made 8 of us: myself, Dave, Emily, Adam, Josh, Amy, Fagan and Jonny.
We were loud - which more or less goes as standard. Emily and Jonny and Amy continued to drink and got slightly higher than the rest. We also got the poppers and passed that round in excess and I tried to feed Jonny my cannabis, but I couldnt find it, so I couldnt. Amy then started to fall over, which fits the chemical equation present at every 'party' that includes alcohol.
Amy + Alcohol ---> Amy Falling Over
Here, the form of chemical reaction is ionic, with electrons being stripped off Amy's outer shell of electrons, causing Amy to form a positive ion, and the alcohol gains these electrons to get a full outer shell of electrons. This causes an instable compound, and so, Amy falls over.
So the rest of the people went on a midnight walk, considerably after midnight, and I carried Amy to bed and then rang Adam to see where they were, and they had walked half way across Billinge, so I ran after them to find them. Then we came home again, and that was that. Emily and Jonny curled up on the couch for the rest of the night, Dave and Josh and Fagan went about their usual business, just slightly more hyperactive than usual. Josh also found a piece of perspex on his 'midnight walk' and rolled it up and was bellowing down it, which was fun, which we used to attempt to wake Adam up the next day. Adam got sad, and I got a bit sad, because Amy got very abusive. Fun.
I dyed Josh's hair pink, and Adam's hair. Adam's looked good, and so did Josh's in a severely 80s punk rock way, but in all fairness it was a bit TOO pink. It was funny. It was obviously an unfair marketing ploy though, because the box said it was red dye, which it obviously wasn't, and I know I mixed it right, -does angel face- It was similar to 'Covonia....cough medicine with "Clout" '. I mean, really, what the fuck is 'clout?' I highly doubt it is a pharmaceutical term made with a benzine ring.
Jonny and I also ate a curry, which was supposed to be hot, like really hot, but wasn't as hot as the night previously. But was still somewhat fun although I felt ripped off, as the 5 chilli rating was obviously an unfair marketing ploy. Similar to "Red Bull Gives You Wings."
So all in all, 2 shit products in one day, I was feeling a bit ripped off, but not to worry. =)
Then next day, everyone went home. I knocked on for Jake, but he wasnt in. I later next week said to him "Adz knocked on for you, LMAO" which was amusing.
Since then, I have started Winstanley College, which has been okay, had a birthday, which was okay, and fallen out with my mum, which has been crap. I'm enrolled for Maths, Further Maths, Chemistry and Psychology. My only complaint is that two blocks of Maths seems too much, but hopefully I'll adjust to that quickly, or else I might consider swapping, which I don't really want to do. =(
It might also be something to do with one of the two modules we are studying being total wank. Decision 1 isnt even maths, it sucks jungle dick, and deep throats it to hell.
I don't want to go home. =\
Since last time, I've done a few things. We had a sleepover at my house, which Adam and Emily traveled up for. We went bowling and Emily won much to my dissapointment, after walking round Manchester and being stupid & immature. Jonny, Fagan and I bought Unforgiven 2004, which if you didnt know is a World Wrestling E (whatever the E stands for) pay per view. On that note, is anyone interested in watching WWE Survivor Series at the MEN Arena? True, its £45 a ticket, but what price is that to see fat men grapple each others asses and use cool moves (like the Stone Cold Stunner)...? ahem.
So anyway, we arrived home and ordered a curry, which came being lots more hot than it was supposed to be, so me and Adam battled our way through eating a volcanically hot curry whilst Emily and Amy pissed themselves. I did too, once I had finished my curry ,and Adam had not,because at that point I could afford to point and laugh, as my mouth wasnt on fire anymore. At this point, my empathy value was set to zero. =)
We got a bit drunk, and we laughed a lot. And we tried to watch American Beauty, but we couldnt concentrate. And then everyone went to bed, and I played on Championship manager 5, and won more games than I lost (obviously).
Next day, Amy, Emily, Adam and I went to Liverpool which was, quite frankly, boring. I bought an Everton kit, which was about the highlight of my trip. We then came home, watched the 40 Yr Old Virgin in the cinemas, which was funny, and the comedic value was justfully increased by the fact that the 'loser' played a close parallel with Fagan who was sat two seats to my left.
We then went back to mine and embarked on the party. Jonny was knocking back the alcohol pretty early on, and within about 20 minutes of being in the house you could see the difference in his behaviour. It was funny. Emily and Amy werent doing so bad also.
Josh arrived at about 11 o'clock, which was a pleasent surprise. So that made 8 of us: myself, Dave, Emily, Adam, Josh, Amy, Fagan and Jonny.
We were loud - which more or less goes as standard. Emily and Jonny and Amy continued to drink and got slightly higher than the rest. We also got the poppers and passed that round in excess and I tried to feed Jonny my cannabis, but I couldnt find it, so I couldnt. Amy then started to fall over, which fits the chemical equation present at every 'party' that includes alcohol.
Amy + Alcohol ---> Amy Falling Over
Here, the form of chemical reaction is ionic, with electrons being stripped off Amy's outer shell of electrons, causing Amy to form a positive ion, and the alcohol gains these electrons to get a full outer shell of electrons. This causes an instable compound, and so, Amy falls over.
So the rest of the people went on a midnight walk, considerably after midnight, and I carried Amy to bed and then rang Adam to see where they were, and they had walked half way across Billinge, so I ran after them to find them. Then we came home again, and that was that. Emily and Jonny curled up on the couch for the rest of the night, Dave and Josh and Fagan went about their usual business, just slightly more hyperactive than usual. Josh also found a piece of perspex on his 'midnight walk' and rolled it up and was bellowing down it, which was fun, which we used to attempt to wake Adam up the next day. Adam got sad, and I got a bit sad, because Amy got very abusive. Fun.
I dyed Josh's hair pink, and Adam's hair. Adam's looked good, and so did Josh's in a severely 80s punk rock way, but in all fairness it was a bit TOO pink. It was funny. It was obviously an unfair marketing ploy though, because the box said it was red dye, which it obviously wasn't, and I know I mixed it right, -does angel face- It was similar to 'Covonia....cough medicine with "Clout" '. I mean, really, what the fuck is 'clout?' I highly doubt it is a pharmaceutical term made with a benzine ring.
Jonny and I also ate a curry, which was supposed to be hot, like really hot, but wasn't as hot as the night previously. But was still somewhat fun although I felt ripped off, as the 5 chilli rating was obviously an unfair marketing ploy. Similar to "Red Bull Gives You Wings."
So all in all, 2 shit products in one day, I was feeling a bit ripped off, but not to worry. =)
Then next day, everyone went home. I knocked on for Jake, but he wasnt in. I later next week said to him "Adz knocked on for you, LMAO" which was amusing.
Since then, I have started Winstanley College, which has been okay, had a birthday, which was okay, and fallen out with my mum, which has been crap. I'm enrolled for Maths, Further Maths, Chemistry and Psychology. My only complaint is that two blocks of Maths seems too much, but hopefully I'll adjust to that quickly, or else I might consider swapping, which I don't really want to do. =(
It might also be something to do with one of the two modules we are studying being total wank. Decision 1 isnt even maths, it sucks jungle dick, and deep throats it to hell.
I don't want to go home. =\