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[spydermanted]

Wow, this is all so true...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ted Watson!

1. Ted Watson is worth his weight in gold - literally!
2. Native Americans never actually ate Ted Watson; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
3. Scientists believe that Ted Watson began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
4. It's bad luck for a flag

Comments

[insipid_skies]

Ted Watson can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.

In response to this: "Where did you come from? You look pregnant."

[spydermanted]

Oh Steve Zissou, you are a crazy bitch

[insipid_skies]

Is it wrong to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?