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Wow, this is all so true...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ted Watson!

1. Ted Watson is worth his weight in gold - literally!
2. Native Americans never actually ate Ted Watson; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
3. Scientists believe that Ted Watson began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Ted Watson.
5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Ted Watson.
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Ted Watson, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
7. Ted Watson is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
8. Ted Watson can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
9. The difference between Ted Watson and a village is that Ted Watson does not have a church!
10. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Ted Watson.