I'll take the high road
I hate Ireland. And everything it stands for.
Even potatoes.
(Yes, I know the song is actually about Scotland.)
Okay, not really hate. But I just spent five hours writing a six-page paper about the family as an institution in Ireland, and I'm kinda over the country in general. Maybe if Ireland wrote a six-page paper about ME, I'd feel more kindly disposed towards it.
But probably not.