Conclusions:
1. Hot guys are, in general, complete douchebags. There are some rumored hot guys that are not complete douchebags but I have yet to meet such a specimen. (Edit: Except for Greg - he was nice and sweet, it just wasn't good timing).
2. I am apparently awesome because I beat out two or three other people for a competitive sales position at Helzberg Diamonds and I have no competitive sales experience.
3. I am a Rock Star because Shelle called me a badass for working out so often.
4. My body hates me.
5. I'm hotter than I was yesterday because 5 guys checked me out today and only 3 checked me out yesterday (and I worked out today)
6. Iron Man is the BEST freakin marvel movie ever and I wish I could take Robert Downey Jr home with me as a door prize.
2. I am apparently awesome because I beat out two or three other people for a competitive sales position at Helzberg Diamonds and I have no competitive sales experience.
3. I am a Rock Star because Shelle called me a badass for working out so often.
4. My body hates me.
5. I'm hotter than I was yesterday because 5 guys checked me out today and only 3 checked me out yesterday (and I worked out today)
6. Iron Man is the BEST freakin marvel movie ever and I wish I could take Robert Downey Jr home with me as a door prize.