When All You Have Is A Hammer [Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Riku/Kairi, PG-13]

[crysiana]

Title: When All You Have Is A Hammer
Author: ladycrysiana
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Feb 9 - Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Kairi/Riku, Terra: Walking in at the wrong moment. - "Master Yen Sid, they, they were..." *Thud*
Warnings: Vague KH2 spoilers.
Summary: Terra reports Sora, Kairi, and Riku's sexy funtimes to Yen Sid, who does not quite approve of what they've been doing

Comments

Two very important questions.

[raisedbymoogles]

Where can I get one, and does it vibrate?

Re: Two very important questions.

[crysiana]

1) Yeah, kind of. NSFW AT ALL
2) Apparently not.

[vampslyr]

[Blink] Magic dildo keyblade? What are the stats on that? And can it be used with the X Blade to get a double headed dildo?

Master Yen Sid was much cooler about this than I was expecting. Of course, any excuse to make Terra pass out from blushing is worth it.

[crysiana]

+50 to Luck...in LOVE.

And I figure it can't be the first time someone's thought of it. What with the existence of Victorian bondage and flogging porn and extensive "cunt" jokes in Shakespeare, I'm pretty sure nothing sexual is really new.

[kunenk]

*snerk* Of course they can't be the first ones to experiment~

[crysiana]

:D Terra's just a poor innocent boy.

[syvia]

*dead* *all of the lulz. ALL OF THE LULZ!*

Awesome. X3

Hee, icon

[crysiana]

I am glad that you liked it! :)

[belladonna12]

*Grins.* I get bnack on after a week with a dead modem, and i find this. Gods, Terra you are a brainless moron. And Yen Sid... *Giggles.* I can just see Riku's 'I sooo did not need to know that.' look. And Sora...

Sora is made of win.