When All You Have Is A Hammer [Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Riku/Kairi, PG-13]
Title: When All You Have Is A Hammer
Author: ladycrysiana
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Feb 9 - Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Kairi/Riku, Terra: Walking in at the wrong moment. - "Master Yen Sid, they, they were..." *Thud*
Warnings: Vague KH2 spoilers.
Summary: Terra reports Sora, Kairi, and Riku's sexy funtimes to Yen Sid, who does not quite approve of what they've been doing. (Hilarity ensues.)
Yen Sid looked over the children, his arms crossed across his chest. Riku had his head bowed in what seemed to be his accustomed position of shame. Kairi was blushing, but looked at him steadily. Sora, for his part, seemed blissfully unconcerned, or possibly unaware, that anything was wrong.
"It has come to my attention," Yen Sid said, "That you may need some moral guidance."
Terra was sitting with his back against the wall. His forehead was resting against his knees, though he occasionally peeked up at the trio, a frown firmly settled on his face. He ducked his head again as Kairi turned to raise an eyebrow at him.
"Yes, yes," Yen Sid said, holding up a hand. "It was Terra who informed me of this grievous abuse of your power. You cannot blame him for his instincts. They are perfectly sound, and in fact, what you were doing was very dangerous."
"But it has all round edges," Sora protested, waving his arms. "It has no cutting edge! ...well, it cuts skyscrapers, but only if I want it to." Sora paused, frowning up at the ceiling. "Or...sometimes...but the world was sort of ending at the time."
Yen Sid glared at Sora. "Nevertheless, that keyblade is an honorable and ancient weapon, and it does not belong between the legs of your lovers."
Riku made a sound somewhere between a groan and a squeak, and buried his face in his hands.
"Now," Yen Sid said, "Since you have progressed well as keyblade wielders, I will give you this keychain." He tossed the keychain to Sora, who fumbled it before holding it up.
"It looks like a..."
"Yes," Yen Sid said. "It is the only keyblade appropriate for use in sexual encounters. See that you remember this."
Riku made a sound that was definitely a squeak. Kairi's eyes had gone wide, and then, of course, the giggles started. Sora just called his keyblade and attached the new keychain. "Wow," Sora said. "That's perfect! Thanks, Master Yen Sid."
The thud against the wall, it turned out, was Terra's fainting. Again.
Author: ladycrysiana
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Feb 9 - Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Kairi/Riku, Terra: Walking in at the wrong moment. - "Master Yen Sid, they, they were..." *Thud*
Warnings: Vague KH2 spoilers.
Summary: Terra reports Sora, Kairi, and Riku's sexy funtimes to Yen Sid, who does not quite approve of what they've been doing. (Hilarity ensues.)
Yen Sid looked over the children, his arms crossed across his chest. Riku had his head bowed in what seemed to be his accustomed position of shame. Kairi was blushing, but looked at him steadily. Sora, for his part, seemed blissfully unconcerned, or possibly unaware, that anything was wrong.
"It has come to my attention," Yen Sid said, "That you may need some moral guidance."
Terra was sitting with his back against the wall. His forehead was resting against his knees, though he occasionally peeked up at the trio, a frown firmly settled on his face. He ducked his head again as Kairi turned to raise an eyebrow at him.
"Yes, yes," Yen Sid said, holding up a hand. "It was Terra who informed me of this grievous abuse of your power. You cannot blame him for his instincts. They are perfectly sound, and in fact, what you were doing was very dangerous."
"But it has all round edges," Sora protested, waving his arms. "It has no cutting edge! ...well, it cuts skyscrapers, but only if I want it to." Sora paused, frowning up at the ceiling. "Or...sometimes...but the world was sort of ending at the time."
Yen Sid glared at Sora. "Nevertheless, that keyblade is an honorable and ancient weapon, and it does not belong between the legs of your lovers."
Riku made a sound somewhere between a groan and a squeak, and buried his face in his hands.
"Now," Yen Sid said, "Since you have progressed well as keyblade wielders, I will give you this keychain." He tossed the keychain to Sora, who fumbled it before holding it up.
"It looks like a..."
"Yes," Yen Sid said. "It is the only keyblade appropriate for use in sexual encounters. See that you remember this."
Riku made a sound that was definitely a squeak. Kairi's eyes had gone wide, and then, of course, the giggles started. Sora just called his keyblade and attached the new keychain. "Wow," Sora said. "That's perfect! Thanks, Master Yen Sid."
The thud against the wall, it turned out, was Terra's fainting. Again.