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official correspondence (Black Butler/Hellsing, Sebastian/Integra, PG)

Nov 24, 2009 22:54

Title: official correspondence
Author/Artist: incandescens
Rating: PG
Warnings: Only for kitten-haters.
Prompt: November 24th - Crossover, Black Butler/Hellsing, Sebastian/Integra: danger - a hell of a butler
Word count: 879

( official correspondence )

hellsing, black butler, incandescens, crossover

Comments 21

flo_nelja November 24 2009, 23:05:11 UTC

Oh yes. Oh yes. I laughed out loud.
The tone, the tone of the formal letters ! Oh, Integra, Ciel, how do I love you... I had never paralleled the characters before.

According to our own records, he has been connected with thirty-nine cases of murder, five cases of manslaughter, seven cases of dangerous driving, seventeen cases of theft, fourteen cases of espionage, two cases of tribadism (admittedly, our evidence on this one is somewhat confused), nine cases of blackmail, barratry, libel, evasion of taxes, posing as a medical professional, and the mass release of poisonous snakes.

I am shocked, deeply shocked, that such vile rumours and infamous calumnies should have been attached to the name of my loyal and devoted pastry cook. The poor fellow was greatly upset to hear that such things had been said about him. He retired to pet his new kitten, and I trust that it will restore his innocent spirit.

Thank God, I thought I was the only one ( ... )

incandescens November 24 2009, 23:11:08 UTC

I'm very pleased you liked it. :) Thank you!

aviss November 24 2009, 23:22:27 UTC

OH, this is incredibly funny! I don't usually like crossovers, but this one is perfect! I love the tone of the letters, and Ciel's last one just made me lauugh out loud. It's perfect!

incandescens November 24 2009, 23:42:57 UTC

Thank you very much!

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incandescens November 24 2009, 23:42:46 UTC

Excellent. Thank you. :)

sophiap November 24 2009, 23:26:04 UTC

This is absolutely delightful. The strikeout in the last letter is a wonderful grace note.

incandescens November 24 2009, 23:42:32 UTC

Thank you very much. :)

starsandtildes November 24 2009, 23:38:11 UTC

mine :DDDDDDD

Not at all what I expected, but better. Ciel's voice is perfect btw. also Integra must have interrogated Grell at some point judging by some of those charges

incandescens November 24 2009, 23:42:15 UTC

Thank you! Very pleased you liked it.

(Hellsing has informants everywhere!)