Just because... Out of Context Theatre! Also other things.
So on Sunday I finally found out my detailed heritage from my mom and grandma.
I am...
1/8 Swedish
1/16 Norweigan
5/16 Mix of Dutch, Irish, Scottish, and English
1/4 Lithuanian
1/4 Polish/Russian
Yes. I AM descended from Vikings, Russians, and Hussars. According to my friends, this explains a lot. Also the Irish/Scottish thing would explain the red tinge to my hair. Yay!
I actually did my essay for once. On time and everything. Also, screw you Great Gatsby, screw you.
Got into fight with stepdad. Again. Over fucking potato wedges. This is getting out of hand...
My iPod is obsessed with Canada.
I keep having mini panic-moments. This summer I have to tell my dad I'm running off to Canada and also come out to him. This is all I can think about and I'm going nuts.
Marketing Econ teacher is... off her rocker. Seriously. She's so conservative, Glenn Beck would stare at her slack-jawed and say "WTF is WRONG with you?!" She hates the healthcare idea, not because of money or taxes, but because poor people would have coverage. Thing is, on Monday, she didn't mention it once. At all. She spent the whole class talking about the material. This NEVER happens EVER. She's in denial I swear.
Out of Context Theatre! These statements are unfunny in context. Much funnier out of context. Therefore, I will only give you the short bits :D
*sing song voice* "I'm depressed and I want to cut myseeeeeeeelf"
(said by a teacher) "No more bong hits for Jesus!"
"Well duh. This is why I should've asked O'Reilly, we all know he's the expert on [Canadian affairs]" (If you don't get why this is funny, there is no help for you)
"Everything makes you want to kick a baby off the Brooklyn Bridge"
"Is it too stalkery to get his phone number and then FB-add him on the same night?"
I am...
1/8 Swedish
1/16 Norweigan
5/16 Mix of Dutch, Irish, Scottish, and English
1/4 Lithuanian
1/4 Polish/Russian
Yes. I AM descended from Vikings, Russians, and Hussars. According to my friends, this explains a lot. Also the Irish/Scottish thing would explain the red tinge to my hair. Yay!
I actually did my essay for once. On time and everything. Also, screw you Great Gatsby, screw you.
Got into fight with stepdad. Again. Over fucking potato wedges. This is getting out of hand...
My iPod is obsessed with Canada.
I keep having mini panic-moments. This summer I have to tell my dad I'm running off to Canada and also come out to him. This is all I can think about and I'm going nuts.
Marketing Econ teacher is... off her rocker. Seriously. She's so conservative, Glenn Beck would stare at her slack-jawed and say "WTF is WRONG with you?!" She hates the healthcare idea, not because of money or taxes, but because poor people would have coverage. Thing is, on Monday, she didn't mention it once. At all. She spent the whole class talking about the material. This NEVER happens EVER. She's in denial I swear.
Out of Context Theatre! These statements are unfunny in context. Much funnier out of context. Therefore, I will only give you the short bits :D
*sing song voice* "I'm depressed and I want to cut myseeeeeeeelf"
(said by a teacher) "No more bong hits for Jesus!"
"Well duh. This is why I should've asked O'Reilly, we all know he's the expert on [Canadian affairs]" (If you don't get why this is funny, there is no help for you)
"Everything makes you want to kick a baby off the Brooklyn Bridge"
"Is it too stalkery to get his phone number and then FB-add him on the same night?"